So I found this divorce in the woods with a little hole in the end of it and a screen with a bunch of buttons there are instructions taped to the back of it. When I look at it it says. This is a transformation divide it can turn humans into most animals any age or gender you can make the person poop or pee by pressing a button and if you turn them back you can make them forget it they will also collect some traits and act like the animal a lot but remain the human mind. After I read the instructions i don't believe it's true I can literally do any thing with this. So I will try to test it on someone. When I walk home I see someone walking trough a field I decide they would be a perfect target I hide to where they can't see me and I set the device to turn them to a house cat. I wait as soon as she walks almost out the field I jump out and fire a pink laser stools out and connects in the stomach.
