The Third One

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(Y/N): Couldn't you just solve this diplomatically like any other normal person?

(Y/N) dragged the boy's body across the hallway by holding on to his hands. Powerful (Y/N) was helping him by carrying the boy's legs.

Powerful (Y/N): Look, he attacked first, OK?

(Y/N): He didn't know where the heck he was.

Powerful: Well yeah, but apparently this kid chose the quickest way to be put in a coma instead.

Yang: Harsh.

Yang, Blake and Weiss were moving the other Yang's body.

Blake: Says you.

Yang: What?

Weiss: Didn't you throw this one through the roof?

Yang: Blake helped me.

Ruby: Can you guys stop arguing? I have enough to deal with Penny holding my own sleeping body.

Nora suddenly bursts through the body lifting crowd and stops them from entering RWBY's room.

Nora: So, either I had too many pancakes, or there's two of everyone.

Penny: There's only two versions of Ruby, Yang and (Y/N).

Nora: You three and whoever guy version of Ruby looking bub don't count.

Nora gestures to the boy.

Weiss: How'd you find out?

Nora: Ruby needed help with herself.

Everyone looks towards Ruby in disappointment.

Ruby: I'm sorry that I'm just too strong.

Yang: Or you're just too weak.

Ruby: You little...

Ruby tackles Yang to the ground leaving the other Yang's head falling to the ground. Weiss is quick to catch her.

Weiss: You two need to be more careful.

The two sisters began to pretend wrestle on the ground, ignoring the ice queen.

(Y/N): Nora, can we talk inside? We've got these three to deal with.

Nora: We are technically inside.

Powerful (Y/N): Nora, seriously.

Nora: Ugh, fine.

Nora lets the group carry the other worldly bodies into RWBY's room before closing the door.

Nora: Uhh, I can't lock it.

Ruby: Want to tell her why, Yang?

Yang: It wouldn't of happened if (Y/N) hadn't watched a show about us for seven years.

Powerful (Y/N): Me or the other guy?

(Y/N): Me, you idiot.

(Y/N) stomps on powerful (Y/N)'s foot.

Powerful (Y/N): Oww... Did you just call yourself an idiot?

(Y/N) stomps on his other foot.

Powerful (Y/N): Dude, stop it.

Nora: "A show about us"?

Yang: Uhh...

Weiss: Dammit Yang!

(Y/N): We don't need more people breaking the fourth flipping wall.

Yang: It slipped out, I'm sorry.

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