Otis Milburn one shots

You Understand

"Okay bye mum" I smiled as she left the second the car drove off I locked the door and I panicked a little making sure to get everything that was a penis or vigina related well packed away anything sexual, pictures, statues, toys, tapes, books and locking my mothers office like it was fort knots making sure I looked nice and had aftershave and such on just as the door knocked so I ran but stopped myself a moment before instantly opening it

"Hey y/n" I smiled leaning on the door frame

"Hey Otis" she smiled giving my lips a little kiss before coming in so I quickly shut and locked the door again

"so..." I stutter

"Hey, relax a little will you" she smiled brushing my hair out my eyes a little for me "its just movie night" she smiled

"I know... you're just, we've not had movie night over here before" I blush "I mean this the only time you have been here"

"so? Its nice" she smiles "so? your room?"

"Ohhh no, I don't have a tv up there"

"So?"

"We need a tv its movie night"

"When do we ever watch it for more than like half an hour" she smirks wrapping her arms around my neck "Come on Otis... I wanna see your room, screw the movie"

"y/n I don't know-" I stutter

"Okay, the movie" she smiles so I smiled wrapping my arms around her waist

"You can go up if you want y/n," I tell her

"After the movie" she smiles giving my lips a little kiss she went to go but I held her tighter giving her a better kiss making her blush going to the sofa to get cosy

"y/n... I have something to tell you" I admit

"Ohh what?" she asks getting wrapped up in a blanket

"nothing honey"

"Alright, come on I need my cosy bear" she giggled opening her arms so I went and sat with her letting her cuddle me tightly holding her close too "Movie?"

"Alright honey" I smile clicking the DVD player on but it started playing one of my mother's movies "Ohh shit-" I mutter quickly getting up to make it stop

"men often enjoy when a woman is more forward with the initial proposition for foreplay and there is a bigger thrill implied with not having to ask-" I quickly cut the video off taking the DVD out and replacing it with the movie we where meant to watch tonight

"Otis? what kinda movie are we watching tonight?" she asks slyly as I sat back with her

"Ohh just like we picked, sorry that was uhhh.... my mums," He says

"Oooohh? I wanna met your mum" she smiles

"no you don't" I answer "and your not, you'd get along too well"

"what did you wanna tell me anyway?" she asks

"Uhhh well... guess this leads into it fine" I sigh "My mum... is a sex therapist"

"so?" she asks

"so? what do you mean so?" I ask

"Ohh I thought it was something bad" she laughs

"That is bad, I took a literal boatload of weird dick and vag stuff out of these rooms you wouldn't get creeped out" I explain

"awww Otis, you silly boy" she smiles "You didn't have to," she laughs holding my hands "You know the room off the living room I always say don't go in?"

"Yeah?"

"My parents are swingers... that's their kinky room" she explained

"Ohhh.... that makes so much sense" I laugh "that's why I found a dick bottle opener in your kitchen"

"Yeah" she laughs

"you understand" I smiled holding her tightly and giving her lots of kisses

"Didn't you ever wonder how this... whole thing happened" she laughs indicating to herself

"Y/n, you're not that bad honey, you're just.... always horny" I laugh giving her a kiss

"so..now the news is out the way? can we get upstairs?" she asks

"alright lets go" I smirk helping her up form the sofa and going up to my room