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stray kids as stuff my friends and i have said.
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woojin: it's called a polaroid camera for a reason

jisung: it's decided. i shall now call those little pic thingys polypics.

woojin: polaroids, or film. it's called polaroids or film

jisung: polypics sounds way cuter

woojin: no

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changbin: i always wonder why sooni is always scared of me

minho: bitch, you're always doing something loud that's scaring him

changbin: but im not that loud

minho:

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seungmin: alright, as a treat for finishing all of that food even if you ate a big ass meal earlier, you're gonna play some minecraft together

hyunjin: yay :)

seungmin: i choose we should play murder mystery >:)

hyunjin: why are you looking at me like that

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felix: you can say "have a nice day" and everything will be alright

felix: but the second you pull a "enjoy the next twenty-four hours" you're sus as fuck

jeongin: ..... that's true tho

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felix: you wanna know something?

woojin: ...what?

felix: did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?

woojin: go to bed it's already 3am

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4 missed calls and 16 unread messages

chan: what?

jisung: buy me chocolate

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jeongin: i like to think im not a murderer because im younger than you and look the least intimidating

hyunjin: jeongin, you told me the other day how you would kill someone-

jeongin: and that will remain unknown as i am the embodiment of innocence

hyunjin:

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heya. i did this for fun since i saw someone do it and i thought it would be fun to do at 1am and then i went to sleep and just completed it. anyways, love y'all, hope you find this funny. imma let u all know how much of a crackhead i am- im the one saying the dumb stuff and my friend is the one dealing with it. uwu to you

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