𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐌 | Stray Kids

45.

GROUPCHAT: SATAN IS REAL

heresagun.killme
ducking eat the thing you coward

prince.jinnie
how am i supposed to eat a fucking glue stick with some paper??

frecklix
stop being a pussy and join the gang bro

prince.jinnie
what

jisquirrel
yea we all did it

plus the brown paper tasted like chocolate

frecklix
and the glue tastes like fruit loops!

prince.jinnie
oh shit, yea it does

minhottie
see we knew you could do it

woobear
what kinda cult are y'all starting wtf

heresagun.killme
u gotta eat a glue stick and paper in order to be an orange

caesar.ranch
that...

woobear
sounds awful

caesar.ranch
sounds amazing. im in.

woobear
im not even-

jeong.in.christ
wbk

trashbin
it might start off scratchy at first, but besides the paper cuts in your esophagus, it's pretty cool being an orange

prince.jinnie
i almost just died.

heresagun.killme
that's amazing news.

do it again.

minhottie
everyone here's a little crazy, but that's cool 👏

jisquirrel
🤡

frecklix
bros i think my skin rotting a bit imma go to the freezer for a sec, ight?

jeong.in.christ
alright, i might come in later

woobear
hOw iS yOuR sKiN-???????

caesar.ranch
im not confused, it's completely understandable. we all go trough the same things once in awhile as oranges

heresagun.killme
woojinnie-hyung stop being such a coward and be an orange with us

woobear
i give up.

ok.

jeong.in.christ
bET

jisquirrel
what type of oranges are we??

heresagun.killme
well, you're the annoying one :)

minhottie
lmao sorry babe i would do something but i just fell off the couch

jisquirrel
i refuse this title

frecklix
bitch were mandarines wtf u talking about

jeong.in.christ
like the cuties? the orange cuties? the lil ones

caesar.ranch
omg uwu 🥺

heresagun.killme
yes we're cuties innie 🥺

jeong.in.christ
ye! 😋

trashbin
how da fuck y'all be a couple

prince.jinnie
idk about the glue stick but i just swallowed it whole and im worrying for my life's sake

frecklix
lmao you're done for

caesar.ranch
he bouta get folded

prince.jinnie
bitch i saw you choking on it too, wdym

caesar.ranch
i used to bite solid blocks not chunky shit

trashbin
THE FACT YOU CHOSE CHUNKY TO DESCRIBE IT BESIDES EVERY OTHER WORD

IDK WHO TO KILL

YOU OR ME

heresagun.killme
maybe both??

woobear
those are wonderful options

frecklix
this gc's cursed lmao

prince.jinnie
you good? you seem high af

jisquirrel
this boi probably dying lmao

minhottie
he's folding in the fucking freezer

trashbin
FELIX- JSJSJJS

caesar.ranch
i might of just became an orange who possibly became a banana as I ate some wax from a candle

woobear
what the fuck

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heya! im here since im bored and i decided to save you guys and feed y'all even some more. hope you enjoyed it. also yes im a crackhead for coming up with this. and it's not even close to midnight yet, smh. anyways, love y'all uwu 💞