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"You will now be my apprentice."
"Okay.... what am I supposed to do?"
"First I need to get to know you. I wouldn't trust you if I didn't."
"Ask away, mate!"
"First off, what is your full name?"
"What is your full name?"
"..."
"Don't ask questions you can't answer yourself. Besides this conversation is irrelevant."
"Then how about you tell me your.... species?"
I sigh at this question. Disappointment shown on my face. Realizing I've been showing emotions I responded in my monotoned voice.
"Most people would call me a furry. People who like this thing called anime would call me a wolf/human hybrid."
"Would you explain what a hybrid is?"
"I'm half human half wolf. That is a hybrid. Like if a cat was born with natural wings, that thing would be an hybrid."
"Okay... so I've been wondering for a long long time.. are the cats the ones with a big bushy tail like yours, or the really skinny one?"
"This is a joke, right?"
I could see a hint of actual confusion on his face. It's actually kinda cute. I'm showing level one blushing aren't I?
"What's a joke?"
.... I don't know what to say to this.
"1. The skinny one 2. Something someone says that makes you laugh."
"Oh, okay."
"Any other questions?"
"Just three more. 1: what's your favorite color? 2: what is your sexuality? 3: are you okay with watching peoples dark side come out?"
"In order 1:(f/c) 2:(anything but straight, don't feel like offending anyone. Like pansexual people.) 3: depends if I personally know them or not."
"Okay then do you have any questions for me?"
"Can people like you love?"
"What?"
"You heard me."
"Well.... we aren't supposed to show emotions.."
