Wanna here a fun fact? I REFUSE to put Russia in here! Cause I'm not a fool, nor do I crave a slow and painful death!
Russia: *walks in with his 'magic cane'* Hello, Kate.
Me: *whispers* please help me...
Russia: You're so funny.
Me: *whimpers*
Russia: *walks up to me, threateningly. Then he smiles*
Me: But I wanna live...*barely a whisper*
Russia: ...
Me: ?
Russia: *looks like he's about to cry*
Me: Russia?
Russia: I was just gonna give you a flower...
Me: aw, Russia *hugs him*
Guys, stop making Russia the bad guy. He's actually very sweet. As long as your not America. And if your American, DON'T TELL HIM. That's what I'm doing.
Russia: What was that?
Me: Ahahahahaha. Nothing.
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Randomtalia
FanfictionRandom stuff with Hetalia. I don't own Hetalia (sadly) but I do own...whatever this is. BTW I make these when I'm bored so, they may be stupid. Has the foul language. You've been warned peeps. If you wanna read, there's a sequel to this. Can ya gues...
