More Awesome Than Prussia

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America: Prussia, dude, I'm way more awesome than you!
Prussia: Not possible.
America: Oh yeah? Well, there's a whole genre of music dedicated to me. Maybe you've heard of this little thing called COUNTRY MUSIC. Yeah. It's kinda a big deal.
Prussia: It's only popular where you live.
America: nuh-uh. Dimitri likes country music.
Prussia: Dimitri's a fictional character from Vampire Academy. I don't think that counts. Therefore, I'm still awesome. And you're still lame.
America: Yeah...well....AT LEAST PEOPLE OUTSIDE OF HETALIA KNOW WHO I AM.
Prussia: *runs to Canada, crying*
Canada: *pats Prussia* there, there. You're the most awesome person ever. *glares at America*
America: ...*backs away slowly*
Canada: *shouts* You maplefucking jerk! *continues to hug Prussia*

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