Me: *opens my curtains and breathes in* ahhhh what a beautiful day! *closes the curtains* to play video games and not move at all!
Me: I'm a man! I'm a man! I'm a man!
Bully: I thought you were a snowflake!
Me: YEAH I AM BUT I HAVE DOC MARTINS NOW!!
Me: *looks at a duck and then a goose* hello fellow birds
Duck: quack
Me:I totally agree sister!
Goose: HoNk HoNk
Me: that's so rude!
Duck & goose: you idiot we don't understand English Σ(-᷅_-᷄๑)
Me: WHOOO WANTS TO LIVVEEE FOREVEERRR????
My ex-best friend: me obviously but you won't
Me: nah I'm gonna you idiot ->- your rude and I'm gonna take you to court with judge rinder
ŞİMDİ OKUDUĞUN
My digital diary. Nothing too ordinary
Kurgu OlmayanThank you for reading this book, you can call me Bill, but the author goes by either Socks or A few other names, and i am a not so ordinary teen. Im from the UK and this will share my disastrous life. Please enjoy this and share with your friends! H...
