funny pick up lines,comebacks and death threats

death threats cuz why not

Soo I actually threaten my friends a lot XD so one of them was like"why don't you just write a book about them, cuz they're hilarious"

I will skin you alive with a fuvking cheese grater and draw on what's left with a sharpie

I will donkey punch you so hard that your eye balls will come out of your sockets and then I'll force feed you the eye balls

I'll beat you to death with a spoon

I will boil your teeth

I'll slit your throat and smoke weed through your windpipe

I know where you live

I will dress you up with a lettuce and feed you to the snails. It'll be a slow and painful death.

I will break into your house at night and DESTROY your bloodlineq

I will invert your rib cage

I'll make you listen to the dubstep hipster cat on hours on repeat until your ears bleed!

I want to shove my shoe right down ur throat,rip out ur intestines and strangle u until u pass out.When u wake up u will be strapped on a metal chair  with metal saws on each of your limbs.Slowly each limb will get cut and then I'll laugh histerically and shove a few spoons down your non existent throat.