funny pick up lines,comebacks and death threats

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Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!

Are you religious? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.

Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.