I ran away as fast as I could, passing by the nordics, axis, tomato lovers (spain influenced romano to have a tomato addiction) and magic trio, before being tripped by sir eyebrows. "Watch where you're going buger addict!" Ouch. That was rude. "ITS SOCCER, NOT FOOTBAUGHH-" I screamed, as russia towered over me with a horrifying look on his face.
"Do you actually like mcdonalds?"
The
a u d a c i t y.
"Or what?" I said, trying not to be scared.
"Ill smack you with my magic metal pipe of pain!^^"
"Was that supposed to be-"
"нет"
I sighed "Dude, I cant really say anything, it ruins my rep y'know?" I sat up and look at my hands on my lap, as I fiddled with my fingers. I heard a quiet clank from his pipe and his shoes going over to pat my head
(screams out of canonical character)
"AIYA I FINALLY GOT OUT OF THAT MESS!" some random chick said as I rose my head from a slam of a wall. H o l y s h i- i t s b r o k e n.
"Hello china, you finally got out of that girl gossip?" Said Russia, then he went to grab his pipe and pointed it at me. "This is america, say hi to china"
China just blinked. I was as surprised as him!
I thought he was a girl.
"Alright you're one of us now."
Aw sh*t, here we go again.
YOU ARE READING
dumb Hetalia School AU Without Plot
HumorBasically Rusame at this point [joke thing I swear im still posting on this, I just dont have any bright ideas, you can also reccomend other hetalia books if you want Alright, dissapointment signing out
