- the most boring bitch ever
- all he does is read books. Even he has no idea why so many people like him.
- Bye-sexual- I mean Bisexual, but he's mainly attracted to guys
- sorry, Hanako, I don't think Taro's concerned about not getting a girlfriend.
- he's a tol bottom.
- like, he's way too tall.
- Megami's the tallest girl in school (6'10") and he's only like 2 inches shorter.
- Budo is his smol boyfriend.
- If Yandere Dev existed here, Taro would find out there were Budo body pillows, have a bi crisis and would be like "ALEX GIVE ME 20"
- and yeah.
- he doesn't though, thank fuck.
- If he were to ever seriously join a club, it'd be the gardening club
- Budo's low-key salty but Uekiya is completely up for it if he joins.
- and yes Budo is jealous of Uekiya even though she already likes someone else who's not Taro.
- he likes it rough (kink- Jared get out of my book you're not supposed to be here.)
- his hair b f l o o f .
- I,, I love my son.
- okay but this rap battle actually happened (just not in rap form) and that's how Budo started developing a crush on him (and vice versa)
- he PUT the BOOK down for this y'know it's serious.
- yeah the "YOU DENSE MOTHER FUCKER" was awesome
- allergic to cats, it's mild though so he won't die if he goes over to Osana's house.
- low-key hates Martial Arts, but he does love this Martial Arts boy ;)).
- has never bought anything from Info Chan because he is pure.
- he's so baby omg.
- (this one comes from the stream Michaela Laws & Austin Hively did together) he low-key likes getting belittled and degraded, it's a kink ngl.
- and apparently all kinks come from repressed trauma, sooooooooo Osana do be looking kinda sus.
- (also in that stream, Austin literally said "Senpai's a bottom" so-)
- Budo was like "BUT I CAN'T DO THAT I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH"
- Then he was like "do it bitch no balls you won't" and after a while Budo managed to ease himself into it.
- he can actually play guitar pretty well, too.
- he and the light music club played this one time together for no reason and now Budo is literally obsessed with Taro with a guitar.
- like whenever he sees Taro with his guitar he's like "👀👀👀👀 babe you know exactly what I'm gonna ask"
