Is it Canon? Or is it Not?

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[Six is online]

[Cindy is online]

[Seven is online]

[Twenty-Three is online]

[Rodger is online]

[Granny is online]

Cindy: SIX IS SEVIX CANON?

Six: Wait, what's a canon?

Seven: I think those are the things that shoot metal balls to another ship or fort.... Or smthg idk.

Cindy: DO YOU LIKE SEVEN SIX?!

Twenty-Three: Whoa what's wrong with you?

Six: I-...

Cindy: JUST TO KNOW FOR SURE.

Rodger: Why the sudden interest over that?

Cindy: JUST TO KNOW FOR SURE.

Rodger: It's about the LN2 isn't it?

Cindy: Maybe.... I still ship them!

Seven: Okay! Cindy chill out what's wrong with you?!

Cindy: I'm still believing the Sevix love is real...

Six: Well it is real.

Seven: WHAT?!

Cindy: REALLY YES!

Cindy: And how bout you Seven c'mon I know you like her.

Seven: Fuck it, yeah it do.

Cindy: YES! I NEEDED THIS REASSURANCE I'M DEAD!

Granny: Hold on young man did you just swear?

Seven: Yeah, and so?

Cindy: Chill Grans, people swear a lot nowadays.

Granny: That is still not acceptable!

Cindy: Hey, I just did said this book contains vulgular language. So I'mma cuss anyone and everyone.

Rodger: So-

Cindy: Except you.

Rodger: Listen I don't swear like how much you said.

Cindy: In this book you cuss like an fucking drunk sailor so you stay that way.

Granny: Language! *holds 1-800-holywater*

Cindy: Where did you find that?

Granny: Your free shipping is also available in the Maw, I got myself some.

Cindy: Gran, no matter how many holywater you buy, you will never look so holy.

Seven: Pfft.

Twenty-Three: Why does she always have to roast eveyone?

Six: She's either stupid, or brave.

Seven: Stupidly brave.

Six: I wouldn't said that twice.

Granny: *gasped* You dare to say that? You little sh*t.

Cindy: And I thought you didn't cuss.

Granny: What I meant young lady is that you censored the cussing words.

Cindy: I don't fucking want to.

[Chef 2 is online]

Chef 2: Ladies, please calm down.

Cindy: Is she still called a lady even for that age?!

Granny: When you step on the ocean, I tell you, I'm gonna drown you.

Cindy: Good thing I won't go to the ocean.

Twenty-Three: *ahem* Cindy, in December, you will.

Cindy: SHIT.

Granny: Now before I do that, apologize to me.

Cindy: Funny thing is, you ain't real.

Granny: Like how Sevix ain't real?

Cindy: THAT'S CANON, THEY JUST CONFESSED!

Granny: I beg to differ for the game.

Cindy: Damn it, why did the creators HAD to kill Seven? I mean, why couldn't have been another Nome? Or that first Nome Six met. But noooooo, it HAD to be Seven.

Seven: You are really upset.

Cindy: Yeah, did they do that so we could feel some attachment issuses to you?! Ahhhh I'm crying!

Granny: Hey you are ignoring me.

Cindy: <(;□;)> WHYYYYYYY?! NOW SEVIX IS NOT GAME CANNON!

Twenty-Three: In 3, 2, 1, Cindy will log out.

Seven: In 3, 2, 1, Cindy will be Cindy again.

Six: In 3, 2, 1, Cindy will fake die and resurrect again.

Twenty-Three: We are betting now are we?

Seven: Yeah.

Twenty-Three: Who ever loses has to chase all slugs.

Seven: That's a death wish, but sure.

Six: Bring it on.

Cindy: *rolls on the floor and sobs* WHY IT AIN'T CANNON FGS?!

Twenty-Three: In 3, 2, 1.

Cindy: *still crying*

Seven: Aw man, now what do we do? We all lost.

Six: Dang it.

Cindy: You all chase slugs, I'm heading to my room and cry some more.

[Cindy is offline]

Twenty-Three: But she did log out.

Seven: Yeah, but she cried first, and after like 4 seconds she logged out.

Six: Do we really have to chase those slugs?

Seven: Let me just tell you.

Six: What?

Seven: It was all Twenty-Three's idea.

Twenty-Three: Wha- Hey! I was betting for myself then you cut in, making it a real bet!

Six: Really now?

Twenty-Three: Whatever! Let's just chase some slugs!

Seven: How about some shadow children?

Twenty-Three: If we ever meet them I have my oil lamp to singe them.

Six: Savage, but I have my lighter to burn them.

Seven: I have my flashlight... To um, dissolve them.

Twenty-Three: Yeah sure.

Six: Let's just go ghost/slug hunting.

Seven: The more slugs and shadow children dissolved wins, and gets to eat Chef 1's secret sweet stash.

[Chef 1 is online]

Chef 1: Someone was talking about me-

Chef 1: WHAT?!

Six: You are on!

[Six is offline]

[Twenty-Three is offline]

[Seven is offline]

Rodger: They sure are betting a lot.

Granny: Let them be, they are kids.

Chef 2: Yeah, somehow.

Chef 1: I JUST HEARD THEY WILL EAT MY SECRET STASH!

Chef 2: Just let them be.

Chef 1: NOOOOO!

Wattpad: Publish Finished

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