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trashm0uth bev and i went on a trip to 7/11 and one in the morning for the slushees again. don't tell stan

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stanuris Oh my god, Richard.
trashm0uth who told him???
richieluvr sorry rich 😬😬 my bad

eddiekaspbrak ur pretty boy energy is unmatched
stanuris I think you mean his dumb bitch energy
trashm0uth stop bullying me stan i'll sell your canines on the black market
eddiekaspbrak aw stan you have dogs???
trashm0uth do NOT tell him stanley. do not tell him what i mean. he's baby
eddiekaspbrak huh????












IMESSAGES
CHIE, EDS

chie
!!!!!!! eddie!!!!!!!

eds!!!!!!

hey!!! eddie!!!!

eds
that is the worst thing ever do NOT call me eds

chie
:0

it's a NICKNAME????

eds
eddie is already a nickname for edward!!!!!

chie
oh so not eduardo???

eds
hhnngh no

okay!! okay what were you excited about

chie
!!! oh! !!

so you know how i want to be an actor?

eds
yeah!!

chie
turns out!!! my cousin boris needs someone to play his Twin in a music video because he b like *famous singer noises*

and !! he's letting me act in it !! since we look EXACTLY ALIKE

eds
omg !! i'm so proud of u!!!

don't forget me when you're famous

chie
i won't!!!

i'll just forget stan that's all

eds
HSJSJK

i'm still not over the fact that you've threatened to eat his curtains

chie
yeah.... well........i'm chaotic

eds
god i can't imagine how stan feels having to live with your chaos In Real Life

chie
hopefully one day ... u will be able to see my chaos in real life???

eds
omg that would b amazing ...

we've only been talking for a few weeks and my heart is already like <richie only3

ur my favorite person..... don't tell mikey

chie
i love u !!

do u uhhh ever want to facetime 👉👈

eds
!!! 1000% !!

i'm not sure my heart can handle seeing ur cute ass face and speaking at the same time hsjsjsj

when ??

chie
anytime !! really ! i don't have a life for another week hehe

and then i have to film that music video for like ,, two weeks and then i don't have a life again

eds
omg okay

i'm staying at my mom's house tonight so i can't now but ..... tomorrow mayhaps????

chie
omg okay !!!! the next 24 hours r gonna be spent staring at my phone awaiting ur call x

eds
HSKJS make sure to take a snack break so ur not hungry

chie
oh i will!!!! don't u worry!

eds
good!!!

can't have u dying on me!














IMESSAGES: HETEROPHOBES ANONYMOUS

dumb bitch
i'm like ........ in luv

staniel
You've known him for three and a half weeks, you are certainly not.

dumb bitch
ok!!!!!!!! i'm a useless homo let me exaggerate!!!!!

he told me that he DOESNT want me to die??????

moth
HSKSJSJS

bare minimum

staniel
Oh, it must be love.

dumb bitch
shut up telling me that he doesn't want me dead is more than i can expect from Some Of Us

staniel
I tell you to choke out of love.

dumb bitch
funny because i was just choking ur mom out of love last night too

moth
IM GONNA K WORD YOU SHSKSJ

YOURE GAY RICHIE

dumb bitch
so was stan's dad after i was done with him ((;

staniel
my dad is homophobic

dumb bitch
i'm gay. i'm homophobic. we exist

moth
SHUT UPRICHIEJSKSJ

dumb bitch
OKAY ANYWAY

eddie and i are gonna facetime tomorrow can 1 of u come over for moral support

and. by "one of you" i mean beverly

moth
of course ... do u want me to bring slushees ????

dumb bitch
1000000%!!!!! please

moth
alright ((:

dumb bitch
I LOVE U

i'm going straight for you x

giving up men . i'm bevsexual

moth
ok i'll cheat on ben 4 u uwu

dumb bitch
omg no i'll date ben too

staniel
But you said you were giving up men?

dumb bitch
bold of you to assume benjamin is a man????

he's no man he's a GOD

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