Sailor Venus. The Jester Muse

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Sailor Venus. The Jester Muse.

Fenrir and their newfound friends arrives re-entered Heorot as Minako was about to perform. While a shocking viral success, she was still a little shy around people. She began to remember her true purpose in there. Keep an eye on Fenrir and find out about the 30th century Silver Crystal, Moon kingdom and Asgard. As she kept thinking about it, she remembered Sailor Moon's idiotic advice.

Flashback
Minako: I know everyone will see me online, but the truth is that... with live audiences i still have stage fright.
Usagi: Don't you worry!! You should open or finish with a Joke. You know... break the ice!
Minako: Sounds fun, but there are people from different backgrounds. I don't know if any jokes would be too offensive
Usagi: Don't fret. Here (she handed down some notes) You can use mine.
Ami Mizuno: ummm. Just remember. The comedy's the sublime geniality of a revealing, and maybe obvious phrase. Search always an epiphany, in which all people agrees. Just... don't overdo it. がんばて (cheer up)
Minako: I can do it!
Flashback ends.

Then she buck up and sang her greatest success: Route Venus
(see the video)

She was expected to say a few words for all the people in Heorot. As the sun's time in Jotunheim was almost the same that Midgard, but different from the rest of the world. She began telling:

Minako: I'm pleased to meet you this morning, evening, night, because I don't know the exact time on a time nexus. It's like a podcast presentation. I'm i right?😂

As the people in Herot began to laugh and cheer, Minako, against her nature,  began to get a taste for comedy. Fenrir was a little displeased, but he tolerated her as she reminded him of Sin's appearance.

Minako: Well. To tell the truth, I was a little nervous for such a diverse crowd. Truth to be told, I was about to only sing and be heading out. (Then she sees an Einherjar with a broad axe) with my head still attached, buddy!!! (Seeing the crowd and laugh out loud) Hey! Don't take this warrior for granted. Heads will roll. 😉

All the people began to laugh. And Hrothgar was so pleased that he invited her to carry on.

Hrothgar: Here in Heorot, Mead Hall of Jagheim we are all friends, but... from time to time we could endure some irreverence.

(Crowd Laugher)😂

Minako then began to think in jokes and began mocking some evil God warriors

Minako: Hey! I've got one! I heard that late Alberich of Megrez, once known as the brain of Asgard. He was so smart that when his father introduced him to his friends, bragging about his wished to instill suffering and mayhem, the father's friend asked if he wanted to be a Gothi Warrior, but Alberich said he wanted to be a GOP Congressman!!!😁

The people laugh even more, some falling on the floor. Fenrir was about to laugh, but he senses a sharp pain in his stomach, as he felt the pain of Sin while fighting Erda in the Utgard proving grounds. Minako notices that

Minako: WOW!! Someone couldn't handle the drinks!!😁 (Thinking: Something's very wrong🙁.) I think it's time for him to tip the waitress, and....

Before she could finish the joke Aglæcwif arrived abruptly... with considerable battle damage.

Aglæcwif: I came to Heorot, after proved thee my worth by defeating  Hræzlyr and every Hel-Traveler that stood in my way for 4 gyges , seeking to settle my issues with the man who wronged me

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Aglæcwif: I came to Heorot, after proved thee my worth by defeating  Hræzlyr and every Hel-Traveler that stood in my way for 4 gyges , seeking to settle my issues with the man who wronged me.

Minako began to signal with her hand to Tsukikage to take Fenrir outside as she made an attempt to distract the dark War-Maiden.

Minako: Hræzlyr, Hel-Traveler, gyges? English or Japanese, please!!!😉

The people were struggling to contain their laughter.

Aglæcwif: Do you realize of who I am?!!!
Minako: The protagonist of an erotic Visual Novel? 😛 Dress with a provocative skirt, you carry an efficient but revealing breastplates? I'm guessing one of those JRPG, sweet cheeks. Let me guess. Porn Art Online (Sword Art Online mockery)

The Lowlanders and dwarves began laughing, as the Jötun and the Asgardians were a little fearful about that visitor. One of the Valkyries.

Aglæcwif: Hræzlyr means Terror.😠 It was a fire dragon, the Hel-Travelers were undead feral warriors, an a gyge is about three miles, and I'm a Dark Valkyrie, thou ignorant wench!!
Minako: 4 gyges for 3 miles equals... that's  12 miles.  You're a Valkyrie! Speed of light, like the Gold Saints, Right? Took you long enough! 😏 What? You needed to make a stop at ComiCon? 😛😜

Laughter

Aglæcwif: Mind thy tongue.
Alexer (thinking: That's some girl!) Lady Minako... 😥
Minako: I apologize. Do please, regale us with your story.
Aglæcwif: I have proven myself by bringing Hræzlyr's fang from the Terror Dragon, before being ambushed by Hel-Travelers summoned by Seidr magic from The Duke, better known as....
Minako: Get to the point (with a childishly cute face) Did you won?
Aglæcwif: I am here. Am I not? I excel in every contest or trial.
Minako: Really. What about miss Junior Juuban 3 years in a row? 😘😘

As she send a mischievous kiss to the crowd and then some people,  both male and female began to scream and faint

Minako: I think I beat a Valkyrie in loveliness. You could win a cosplay contest, though.
Aglæcwif: Enough!!!!

Then Aglæcwif summons her brother's sword  from across the hall to her hand. And tries to attack Minako, but she used her "Venus love me Chain" to restrain the hit. The fight lasted about 2 minutes before the battle reached a stalemate as Minako's Crescent Ray, and Aglæcwif's newest technique Hatred black Surge. Aglæcwif's technique overwhelms Minako's Crescent Ray, But she used her Venus love me Chain, in a similar fashion to Andromeda Saint's chain defense, stopping it, but just barely. Then she begins to transform in Sailor Venus

Tsukikage: That Woman. 🙁
Alexer: She's Sailor V.  😮 A friend of mine in Siberia, Toshio told me about her. She's a powerful demon killer. 😮
Fenrir: Anyway, That Woman is as strong as Ullr. She can't face her alone!!

Aglæcwif: Thou art not all talk after all, but at full strength, Dauði Hamarr would have split thee in two. 😠
Sailor V: Excuse, who? 😕
Aglæcwif: The sword of my beloved.
Sailor V: Sooo..... You named your lover's sword?🙂
Aglæcwif: I gave it to him, so it could protect him. This sword have been with me since the Æsir-Vanir conflict. It was him who called it Dauði Hamarr.
Sailor V: (Awkward face) あらあら(oh, my) 😐 (while looking to the crowd) That's weird fellas. Quick question. If she went to the Sanctuary, when she saw Athena's Niké staff, would this sword feel jealousy?😋 I bet in her facebook page, she put her Bulwark shield's relationship status as complicated. 😜

Turning attention to the Dark War-Maiden

Sailor V: Oh!! Are your shoulder pads muct be the twins, Magni and Modi? Are your breast covers Hati and Sköll?😏
3th class Pallasite Daggers Hati: Not funny.😑

Both Jötnar and Asgard people of the Hall couldn't help but laugh out loud. Then Aglæcwif lunges against Minako again, as she was was about to pierce Minako with her left wing, but Fenrir rush in and deflected the strike.
Fenrir: I'm the one you want😡 (he screamed, as he began to use his Wolf Cruelty Claw on her.)

Then Fenrir began to feel wounded as Sin was taking damage back in Utgard.

Aglæcwif: Thou suffer other people's wounds. Thou art definitely him.
Sailor V: So Fenrir dumped you! Get over it!!!!
Aglæcwif: He (crying) killed my step-brother!!!

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