Today we'll be showcasing the dead characters today!
Hvitur: I feel like an idiot for dying *glares at Burn* but look, she's killed many dragons, and - oop! - she dies by a tiny snake
Burn: *hisses* shut your mouth, IceWing, before I rip you again
Hvitur: *shifts his shredded wing* Says the one who was killed in front of all Pyrrhia
Scarlet: I hate my neck! It's all bent and stuff!
Dune: You think I'm having a merry time here?
Fjord: What about those droplets, huh? Turns out they were from a RainWing! A RAINWING! IS THAT NOT HUMILIATING ENOUGH?
Vengeance: I WAS SHOVED IN BOILING LAVA!
Viper: I WAS PUSHED INTO LAVA BY FLAME! I WANT TO RIP HIM APART!
Me: Guys, guys, we're supposed to make people laugh!
Preyhunter: Excuse me, we're dead. How can we be happy? We're always dreaming of ripping our killers apart. Me, especially, would love to strangle Thorn and rip off her barb . . .
Horizon: Don't even start this again! Thorn is the rightful queen!
Preyhunter: *snorts* Says the one who melted himself.
Horizon: *points at Scarlet* You ask her. She's the most hated character in WOF history!
Morrowseer: *ahem*
Horizon: What? Glory hates you. Not the whole world . . . right?
Me: C'mon guys! Be happy!
*everybody in deadland looks at me*
Me: You are indeed a grumpy lot.
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Wings of Fire Spoofs (Here we go again, I guess)
HumorBOOK IS SAFE FOR KIDS! WARNING: Subject book contains jokes so terrible they're actually funny, puns so bad the crickets will stop chirping, and SUPER blurred memes. But like you can just search WOF MEMES and I'm probably not gonna be in there. RA...
