I promised, back in spoof #50, that spoof #100 would be the longest.
So, here it is
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Book and Arc SHOWDOWN!
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Arc ONE
The Dragonet Prophecy, #1: T o o m a n y d e a t h s
The Lost Heir, #2: All I can remember is "No WAY. A TREE in the FOREST???"
The Hidden Kingdom, #3: Glory needz the powah of better trash talking
The Dark Secret, #4: The Plot Twist that killed everyone . . . well, except everyone.
The Brightest Night, #5: Sunny's Mummy Has been Funny
FINAL SAY OF ARC: Pyrrhia's monarchy is being destroyed
Arc 2
Moon Rising, #6: Why haven't I heard the concept of Mind-Reading before this?
Winter Turning, #7: Winterwatcher just snapped at the end
Escaping Peril, #8: The amount of times the word "death, die, kill, etc" in this book scares me.
Talons of Power, #9: Anemone in book 2 - that sweet little bumpkin everyone loved. Anemone in book 9 - well . . . - um, anyways - Turtlejou . . . or NOT?
Darkness of Dragons, #10: Heh. More like DANKNESS of Dragons
FINAL SAY OF ARC: SK00L
Arc 3
The Lost Continent, #11: Well, we just found the kindest organisms ever to live.
The Hive Queen, #12: What's with the realtionships??? I mean, first Sunny'n'Thorn, and know KATYDID????
The Poison Jungle, #13: I can't believe some plant is this evil.
The Dangerous Gift, #14: C O V E R N O T F I N A L
Book Fifteen, #15: Well, heck, don't look at me!
FINAL SAY OF ARC: This is going to be outdated soon
E-Books
Prisoner: Fierce"tooth" and some SandWing
Assasin: Who knew Deathbringer followed rules?
Deserter: 3/4 of the books are NightWing whyyyyy?
Runaway: This title makes me think of Wings of Fire more than anything
FINAL SAY OF E-BOOKS: Well this is just great
Legends
Darkstalker, Legends #1: Psychological
Dragonslayer, Legends #2: What kind of person is named like that????????
FINAL SAY OF ARC: This will also be outdated soon
Graphic Novels
The Graphic Novels, The Dragonet Prophecy, #1: Read the cover like this - "Wings of Fire, the Graphic Novel" and imagine some faint trumpet-heroic sound blowing in the distance. Your chest will feel hollow.
The Graphic Novels, The Lost Heir, #2: DRAGONETS WUZ HERE
The Graphic Novels, The Hidden Kingdom, #3: That position on the cover tho -
The Graphic Novels, The Dark Secret, #4: Lavaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
The Graphic Novels, The Brightest Night, #5: I wonder how much it costs to make them?
FINAL SAY OF THE GRAPHIC NOVELS: Yeah this definitely isn't for seven year olds.
FINAL SAY OF THE WHOLE OF WINGS OF FIRE SERIES: I will come back . . .
I think . . .
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And that's it!
Wasn't that fun, Dragonets?
Glory: No! Our first art teacher died and I think I'm gonna be scarred because of looking at Sundew's painting by accident!
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Assuming, I, uh, actually write it
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