Me: Let's go back to deadland. Fortunately, Kestrel has been removed for being Kestrel
Sunny: *GASP* She's ALIVE????
Me: No she's in [cencored]
Sunny: D:
Rest of DoD: :D
//POOF\\
Me: Well, guys, how's it like being —
Scarlet: No! I should kill her!
Morrowseer: I should kill her! She —
Scarlet: She ruined my life! She melted my face!
Morrowseer: She destroyed our plan!
Me: Who? Glory?
Scarlet & Morrowseer: YEAH.
Me: YOU'LL NEVER GET TO HER! OR DEATHBRINGER! THERE THE ONLY PEACEMAKERS! IF YOU KILL THEM YOU'LL DESTROY THE WOF WORLD! Plus you can't. Only I can.
Burn: *gasp* You can kill?!?
Me: Do I look like I am interested in killing?
Burn: Could you kill Thorn? Please?
Preyhunter: *joins in* Yeah! Kill her! She killed me for telling the truth!
Burn: She stole my throne!
Me: Well, she deserved it. Even by her name — Thorn, Throne. Similar.
Burn & Preyhunter: PLEASE KILL HER!
Me: *thinks* I'll bring her, then. Let's see what she thinks.
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HumorBOOK IS SAFE FOR KIDS! WARNING: Subject book contains jokes so terrible they're actually funny, puns so bad the crickets will stop chirping, and SUPER blurred memes. But like you can just search WOF MEMES and I'm probably not gonna be in there. RA...
