What dafuq did I just read?!?!

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If you were a pirate
You'd booty call me
Sure they'd hang you
And hang me too
But up on the gallows
I'd be your boo

But you are the navy
And I am a turtle
You are a queen:
While you sip your cream,
I choke on a straw
To die in a tureen.

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