( That same day)
Killer: What the fuck cross?!
Cross: DONT YOU EVER TOUCH MY XBOX AGAIN! YOU HEAR ME?!
Abyss: Cross, that enough. He didn't even touch the Xbox yet.
Cross: Oh really? Sorry Killer.
Killer: (shaking) It-s-s o-o-ok-a-a-y.
Error: (hehe) Killer, my dear. Can you hold this for me.?
Killer: Yeah, s-s-su-ure-e
Ink: Error, stop harassing him.
Error: But it is too funny! Hahahahah
Abyss: Wow, the walking Window Vista is laughing.
Error:(LE GASP)
(LE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASP)
Abyss: can someone bring Killer back to his room? Its flooding in here.
Ink: Okie Dokie (pushing Killer to his room).
Abyss: Why are you doing this to us Cross?
Cross: cause I can bish!
Everybody:(LEE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSP)
Nightmare:(burst through the wall) Whattheflimflamflapjackpancakerubberduckcroissontmotherofwafflesloveydoveyhorseinafieldeatingsomeasslikethegroceriescherrieswithpearsandsomemorezeldabootythatneedtoberoastedandsidonishotdidyousayinthishouseestablishment?!
Cross: What? you curse all the time, why cant I?
Nightmare: YOU CENSORED IT!
Cross:Isnt that better?
Nightmare: Thats le problemo right there. We dont censor our curses so you suppose to say BITCH.
Cross: oh, then, is BIIIITCH better, senpai?
Abyss: How dare you cross?! I loved you with all my heart!
Cross: No, dont take it the wrong way babe.
Abyss:(about to slap) gotcha.
Cross:(holding his chest/ribcage) uggh, my non-exsisting heart.(flops)
Abyss:(in spanish) NOOOO,CROOOOOOSS,I'M SORRYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Nightmare&Error:(T-posing and circling them and chanting something.)
Cross: Cut! I'm done with this umdernovela acting shit. Fortnite time!
(Meanwhile in Killer's room)
Ink: Killer, breath slowly.
Killer: (breath 10x faster)
Ink: BITCH SLOW DOWN!
Killer: (breath hitches)
Ink: Are you having the hiccup?
Killer: *hicc* Maybe *hicc*
Ink: Go drink some water.
Killer: Naaah *hicc* I'm good.
Ink: What, are you afraid of cross now?
Killer: *hicc* Maybe.
Ink: Fine, I'll go get it.
Killer: Thanks.
Ink: No prob Bob.
(At the living room)
Ink: (sees Cross playing fortnite) Typical Cross.
Abyss: Yo, Ink. How's Killer?
Ink: He's having a hiccup. He said it was cause by Cross.
(Silence)
(Everybody goes behind Cross)
Cross: (looks behind) What?
Everybody: THIS IS JOHN CENA!!
(jump on top of Cross)
Even if Cross is flat, he still wpn the game.
Soo hehehe. Enjoy this cause more is coming.
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Random Shit with the Undertale AUs character
FanfictionSo, basically, they live inside a house together and ohh shit, things get hot.
