Random Shit with the Undertale AUs character

New members (pt9)

Ink:(open wallet)(a fly flew away) My money.... So,are you guys gonna pay back?

Error: Yeah, sure, later. (shove burgers in his mouth)

Ink:(soul flew away) *sob**sob* Looks like my money is in heaven. Goodbye, R.I.P.

                                                             (back at the house)

Nightmare: We're home.

Dream: Welcome, wait.... Where's Ink?

Nightmare: He's back there being drag by Error.

Dream: Why?

Nightmare: He's broke and been crying for almost 2 hours straight.

Dream: Why?

Nightmare: He paid for our McDonalds.

Dream: Pity him. Oh, and I got an e-mail from our creator.

Nightmare: What is it?

Dream: A new AU will come and move in with us?

Nightmare: Who?

Lust: (burst through the door) Hey bitches! She's here!

Nightmare: Oh hell nah! Not this hoe! 

Lust: What? and another one will be coming shortly too~

Dream: Who?

Fresh: Ey, my radical bros!

Nightmare: (cry in spanish) NOOOOO!

Fresh: Ey, my bros, don't be disappointed. Another one is coming.

Dream:(in spanish) How much will be moving in?!

Epic: (built the door and smash it again) I'M GAY!

Error:(Internal Glitches screaming)

Cross: Wanna play Fortnite, my dudes?

Epic,Fresh: Heck yeah, dude!

Dream: Weren't you banned from Fortnite?!

Cross: You're not my mom!

XGastor: *poof*(OwO) No, your still grounded.

Cross: No, your soul is split in half, go back to the void and get ship bye other other gastors.

XGastor: Come closer child.

Cross: (went closer)

XGastor: (whispers) My daddy is Abyss Gastor, ya dingus.

Everybody except Ink: (Le Gasp)

XGastor: (disappear)

                                                                                   (silence~)

Cross: I'm going out.

Everybody: Bye.

Cross: (saw a lake) I didn't know there was a lake here. Well, might as well swim.

Cross:(swimming) Is that Ink? (swim to Ink) Yo what's up?

Ink: Crying, oh and I built a lake.

Cross: What?! (gets out) Was that your tears?!

Ink: More Less.

Cross: Ewwwww

Ink: Where;s your clothes?

Cross: There. (points at clothes)

Ink: Why is it there? *sob*

Cross: I was swimming in your emotions.

Ink: Oh okay, you better go or ill get and arrow in my head.

Cross: By who? 

Ink: Him. (points to Abyss)

Abyss: Ya think ya slick huh?!

Cross: oh shit.

Ink: Please, pity me *arrow pass by* I'm broke.

Abyss: Why should I care that you're broke?!

Ink: He's the one who made me broke. (points to Cross)

Abyss: Serves you right. 

Cross: Babe, stop. He's pathetic right now but he did bought us McDonalds...

Abyss: Ok, I'm sorry. Well, good luck on trying to stop crying.

Ink: Ok, thanks, bye.*sob*.

And that's how Ink made a beach, my children. *closes book*

Hey guys, I wanna tell you guys on how I'm falling out of the undertale fandom so I might not post as much after this but I will try to make the story for you guys. I love you guys so much for reading this. Goodbye, see you later. Mwah! (sorry if its really confusing since I'm really confused by my own ship lol.)