USA: *sitting on desk* hey Nada, what did you get for Christmas?
Canada: *in chair* I got a pet cockatoo :D
USA: Nice, what did you name it?
Canada: I'm calling it Edward, since I'd love to see the bird get mad everytime I say it's short
USA: I gEt wHaT yOuR'e tRyInG tO dO
Canada: May I assume that you got McDonald's happy meal toys for this holiday?
USA: *surprised* How did you know-
Canada: Australia told me :)
USA: *laughs* Well that's nice
North Korea: *walks up to the two of them* hey guys!
USA and Canada froze when they saw NK. Both of them had a hatred towards this country. USA had always been feuding with NK for awhile. Canada has never spoken to him, but from what USA would tell him, he's NOT a good person.
USA: Hey brother..
Canada: yes, USA?
USA: I recommend that we should run away right now....
Canada: Ok brother-
North Korea: WAIT GUYS! *Nice tone* Can I please apologize for everything that I've done?
USA and Canada: *while running in the school hallway* HELL NO!
North Korea: damnit ;-; *sits in chair with hand on his face*
Russia: *looks at NK and sits beside him* what's wrong buddy?
North Korea*doesn't speak*
Russia: *breaks pencil styled as North Korea* YOU KNOW WHAT NORTH KOREA?! YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AN ANTISOCIAL PERSON ALL THE TIME, SO TELL ME WHAT IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW AND BE A GOOD BOY OR ELSE I'LL SMACK YOU ON THE SIDE OF YOUR HEAD!! I'M DONE WITH YOUR CRAP
North Korea: *loss for words* I-uh...... I'm sorry, and I'll tell you what i-is w-wrong with me
Russia: Good :D
North Korea: It's just that I really want to get along with USA and make his brother not be afraid of me, I don't know how.
Russia: Just keep on trying to apologize in different ways, I guess
North Korea: That's the only piece of advice you have for me?
Russia: *pushes out of chair* DON'T EXPECT ME TO HAVE AN IQ OF 224 YOU HIGH EXPECTATION BI-
At the cafeteria
Canada: *talking to Moldova* I don't understand why that ungodly fucker (dang Canada) would try to apologize to me and my brother!
Moldova: I know, right? That dude is literally evil, I'm telling you. There's no way that anyone could possibly be his friend, except for Russia. Although, HE even seems to not particularly like him sometimes
Ukraine: yeah, you're not wrong
Moldova: I'm thinking about dealing with this somehow
USA: *interested* what's your plan?
Moldova: *eating a burger* I think that when North Korea walks up to us again, me and Canada will roast his ass :)
USA: LET'S GO, BOIS! I'm down for that idea :D
Canada: Me too, and speaking of North Korea, I think he's coming our way.....
North Korea: *walks up* hey guys
Moldova: NK, me and Canada have something to say to you really quick
North Korea: aight then
Moldova: Let me just say that.... YOUR UGLY ASS EYEBROWS LOOK LIKE LOTION YOU APPLIED TO HIDE THE FACT THAT YOU SECRETLY LOOK LIKE A MULTI COLORED POKEBALL!
Canada: YOU'RE LITERALLY A DEPRESSED VERSION OF ARIEL FROM THE LITTLE MERMAID!
Moldova: SOMEBODY MIGHT HAVE TO GET THE DRAGON BALLS BECAUSE WE MIGHT JUST TAKE NORTH KOREA'S LIFE WITH THESE ROASTS!
Canada: YOU KIND OF REMIND ME OF SASUKE UCHIHA (anime character) BUT EVEN HE'S BETTER THAN YOU!
Moldova: JUST BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT YOU DON'T GET ALOT OF DICKS DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU SHOULD BE GRUMPY OVER IT, IT'S NOT AME'S FAULT THAT HE ACTUALLY IS WITH SOMEONE (China)
Canada: Jesus Christ, what a forehead.
Eyebrows to hairline, that's a $6 cab ride
Moldova: I BET YOU CALL YOURSELF BARBIE BECAUSE NOBODY OVER THE AGE OF 9 THINKS YOUR LIFE IS VALUABLE
Canada: YOU ARE HOW THE GIRL IN THE WENDY'S LOGO WOULD LOOK IF SHE WAS A COMMUNIST
North Korea: ..... *Runs away embarrassed*
Everyone: *clapping and laughing because of the two of them*
Malaysia: *laughing and crying* That Barbie joke was my favorite roast!
Philippines: *also laughing* the hairline joke is the one I like the most
USA: *hugging Canada and Moldova* thank you guys SO MUCH for roasting that dumbass
Canada: no problem brother :3
Moldova: Yeah :) after all, we've been practicing with this stuff for 7 years
USA: Maybe we can have a roast battle sometime after school, if you guys are down
Canada and Moldova: *smiling* sure :)
The end of chapter 1
Season 2 is here bois! I hope that everyone reading will enjoy the second/last season as much as the first. Bye :D
