Chapter 3: Lunchroom Madness

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*in the cafeteria*

USA: Pssst, hey Russia

Russia: Yes, USA?

USA: I have something cool to show you on my phone

Russia: Hmmm ok then.

USA: (plays this)

Russia: did I just get rickrolled in 2020?

USA: You did, my friend

Russia: Well damn-

Italy: Switzerland, truth or dare?

Switzerland: Dare

Italy: Aight then. I dare you.... to kiss a random person on the cheek

Switzerland: ok then- *Goes up to Iceland and gives a kiss on the cheek*

Italy: niceeeeee. Croatia, rock paper scissors. If I win, you have to do a dare that I will give you.

Croatia: got it!

*Italy wins*

Italy: Ok, so you see those two people walking over there?

Croatia: Mhm.

Italy: I want you to smack one of them on the head

Croatia: okie then

*Croatia walks up to Slovenia and smacks him on the head, then quickly walks away*

Slovenia: what the fu-

Italy: Egypt, rock paper scissors. Loser has to do the dare

Egypt: hasanana 'iidha :D (in English, it means 'alright then')

*Italy wins again*

Italy: alright then. So you're dare is to walk up to those girls over there and dance

Egypt: BET!

*Instead of dancing infront of the female countries, Egypt just walks up to them and sprays water all over them with a watergun. He then naruto runs back to his seat in the cafeteria*

Italy: Damn, that was a plot twist

North Macedonia: indeed it was

Italy: MY BOI Germany, it's time for you to do rock paper scissors with me :D

Germany: Aight then, I already know what's about to happen

*Italy wins for the third time*

Germany: I fucking knew it

Italy: Alright, well your dare is to stand on a table, and shout out the words "I am gay"

Germany: Sure, but there's actually going to be a plot twist added to this, my guy

Italy: *sipping tea* Ok, ok, I live for plot twists

Germany: Great, then that means you're going to LOVE this performance, no homo-

*Germany stands on the table*

Germany: ATTENTION EVERYBODY, I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY

*Everyone in the cafeteria is looking at him*

Germany: ITALY IS GAY!

*Everyone in the cafeteria is laughing*

Italy: wtf Germany, you're supposed to say that you're gay

Germany: Well you see, I did say that there was going to be a plot twist

Italy: *laughing a little* true. Anyways, this game is going to change up a little. You have to finish the dance, and if you don't, you have to do a dare

Slovakia: Cool👌

Italy: Ok, so Slovakia, starting from here I'm going to change things up. You have to play rock paper scissors with another person playing this game, and finish a dance move. The winner gets to slap the loser on the neck. The loser has to do a dare

Slovakia: DEAL

Italy: Ok then. Slovakia, play rock paper scissors with Croatia

Slovakia: I already know I'm going to win :D

*Slovakia loses both challenges*

Slovakia: Aw shit, here we go again-

Italy: I dare you to pull the fire alarm

Slovakia: *doesn't hesitate and pulls the fire alarm*

On that day, class was dismissed because of what Slovakia did.

Thank you guys for being here for the third chapter! After this, the fourth and final chapter of Countryhuman High Season 2 will roll in. And after the final chapter, there will be a one shot related to the series that will pretty much end it all. Have a great day, and tune in next time on Countryhuman High!

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