haikyuu ship one shots

21 headcannons

headcannons i've randomly thought of for random characters

1. when girls find out that lev is russian (and japanese), they ask is he can ice skate, cuz y'know yuri of ice

2. yachi and yamaguchi are secretly besties. like yamaguchi even keeps is pretty much a secret around tsukki. like once in awhile he'll say something that happened with yachi, but that's it.

3. yachi and yamaguchi are like the sweetest pair ever. if you group them up with someone, they automatically become some sort of squad. with suga? cheerleaders! with asahi? bear hugs! with hinata? sunshine! someone random, like kuroo? tea spilling or talking about how they all fell in love with someone beautiful!

4. iwaizumi picks out oikawa's outfits when they go out because he's too embarrassed by oikawa's fashion sense since it's SO FRICKING TERRIBLE

5. hanamaki and matsukawa have probably gone a whole day with only quoting memes or vines to communicate to each other and no one had a clue what the heck they were saying

6. just from curiosity, tsukishima drew on yamaguchi's freckles to see if he could create something. and it was probably while yamaguchi was asleep. if he couldn't find anything, he just drew stars over yamaguchi's freckles (and it looked adorable)

7. (if a foreign teammate came from america) he thought that 50% of the ships were actually dating, like the captains and their spiker/spiker and setter. because he was used to seeing gay couples in america

8. tsukishima has a LOT of books, but it's only because he owns all the dinosaur books in the world. every year for christmas and his birthday, he asked for a dinosaur book so eventually he just got at least all the books about dinosaurs in japan

9. when yamaguchi really hates someone or is mad at them (like super) he does the smiley-angry face. (so tsukishima hasn't gotten the worst yet) also, suga does the same.

10. when they don't have practice, yamaguchi either paints or hangs out with tsukki

11. asahi and noya's dates consist of cuddling or/and volleyball. no inbetween.

12. if given (from the anime) and karasuno switched universes, uenoyama would be spiker, mafuyu would be setter, haruki would be ace, and akihiko would be captain. also, hinata: guitar, kageyama: bass, yama: keyboard or bass, tsukki: drums?, noya: guitar or keyboard, tanaka: guitar, ennoshita: bass, other two (sry i forgot their names): keyboard and drums, daichi: drummer, suga: keyboard or bass or guitar, asahi: bass or guitar.

13. hinata and yachi are besties and sometimes kageyama gets jealous of yachi.

14. what if karasuno were in sword art online? daichi and suga would be kirito and asuna. asahi would be the guy that kirito meets at the very beginning. noya would be the girl with the creature (lol i forget all their names). tanaka would be the swordsmith girl. tsukishima would also be someone with a creature and yamaguchi would be the creature(?) or they'd be leafa and her friend. ennoshita would be tanakas assistant, and so would the other second years. kiyoko would be a friend of suga. yachi would be yui and if you had other fairy friends, they'd be hinata and kageyama. if not, hinata and kageyama just like died right away. idk

15. suga, daichi, and asahi are literally besties for life. they probably all are.

16. on the rare occasions that yamaguchi catches tsukki looking at memes, it's only dinosaur memes

17. yamaguchi sends tsukki proposal or confession memes that only smart people understand and tsukki either doesn't get it or takes it as a joke like and he's like "this is like when best friends send each other joking "i love you" memes" or smth

18. suga and tanaka are like brothers. suga's the older one, and tanaka is the younger one

19. mattsun would propose to makki with a ring from the dollar store. maybe a ring pop.

20. kuroo would barge in on a couple doing something or about to do something romantic on purpose

21. karasuno refers to daisuga's wedding as their parents wedding