Patton: *widely grins* you can tune a piano but you can't tune fish
Logan: *he hummed in thought, closing his eyes* To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
Roman: *grins at Kaylan* I tell dad jokes, but I don't have any kids. I'm a faux pa.
Virgil: *grumbles quietly at the dsd jokes, huffing softly* Kaylan, you know I don't particularly like them... I'll try and think of one then... Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"
Deceit: No. Just no. *narrows his eyes with a huff* I may be a dad but that doesn't mean I like dad jokes...
Remus: *grins widely, giggling* Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor.
Imogen: *thinks to herself, biting her lip slightly in thought* ...The rotation of earth really makes my day!
Lyssa: The shovel was a ground-breaking invention *she grinned widely, a giggle escaping her mouth*
Katie: What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed. *giggles*
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Ask and Dare Patton Sanders (And the other sides!)
RandomHeya kiddos, Patton here! So... I've been spurious if any of you guys have any questions for me! in this book, I'll gladly take them and answer them! I'll also take Asks and Dares for the other sides as well! Hope you have fun! (Sides that I will in...