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Patton: *widely grins* you can tune a piano but you can't tune fish

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Patton: *widely grins* you can tune a piano but you can't tune fish

Logan: *he hummed in thought, closing his eyes* To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!

Roman: *grins at Kaylan* I tell dad jokes, but I don't have any kids. I'm a faux pa.

Virgil: *grumbles quietly at the dsd jokes, huffing softly* Kaylan, you know I don't particularly like them... I'll try and think of one then... Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"

Deceit: No. Just no. *narrows his eyes with a huff* I may be a dad but that doesn't mean I like dad jokes...

Remus: *grins widely, giggling* Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor.

Imogen: *thinks to herself, biting her lip slightly in thought* ...The rotation of earth really makes my day!

Lyssa: The shovel was a ground-breaking invention *she grinned widely, a giggle escaping her mouth*

Katie: What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed. *giggles*


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