[TWENTY THREE]

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"namjoon smells like stale urine."

nampiss
TAEHYUNG

YOU FUCKING WEASLE

STOP TELLING EVERYONE
I SMELL LIKE PISS

taesty
😳😳😳😳

you do though

jimanga
To be fair, the perfume you
were wearing last night did have
an undertone of piss.

Oh my god. I said I read one manga
when I was 14, let it go. I regret
telling you that last night.

taesty
ok weeb

nampiss
My mom bought me that, wtf

taesty
ur mom is nose blind joon

jungkoo
i left you guys one night

what did i miss

taesty
things got a little zesty

namjoon smelt gross and
jimin began to hype up a manga he
loves

nampiss
Taehyung also punched a tree
because Jimin told him it called his
mom fat

The night was an absolute disaster

taesty
and by disaster he means a fucking
litty titty ciesta

jimanga
You and I have very different
synonyms of disaster. It was awful.

And I think you mean fiesta.

taesty
nah, it's definitely ciesta

nampiss
For the love of my sanity, please
start paying attention in Spanish

jimanga
Where were you anyway, Jungkook?

jungkoo
i was working and then i
went out with

this girl

jimanga
Sohye?

jungkoo
a... different girl

she's causing some issues
to me right now

i can't stop thinking about her,
and it's driving me insane

but i was doing some deep thinking
and i have the answer

nampiss
to what?

jimanga
I'm at lost as Namjoon.
What are you talking about?

taesty
the tl;dr is he keeps thinking
abt this girl, but won't say he
likes her but he also thinks
abt her during sex so...

he thinks he's found a way to
make it stop

jimanga
Oh, right.

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