I walked down the street, thinking to myself. How can I make the police believe that Waluigi was the criminal who killed that stranger? I mean, he is a recently escape convict with a grudge against the people in the restaurant....
"Walnut... Can I tell you something?"
I turn and look at Walnut2. What would Walnut2 want to tell me?
"Uh, ok, go ahead." I say.
"I feel like I'm the third wheel... but there's four people here. That's just... how out of place I feel."
"Oh darling, you're not a third wheel," Butters cut in.
"You really think so?" Walnut2 responded hopefully.
"Yep, because you're a fifth wheel! The rat's here too!"
Walnut2 looked away from Butters, trying to ignore them. I wouldn't blame her, Butters recently destroyed Christmas. She looked back to me, then continued in a whisper.
"I just feel like I'm in a intentionally poorly written wattpad fanfic but reused from a different poorly written wattpad fanfic."
"Oh? What makes you say so?" I asked.
"I give up." She said, clearly upset.
"Wait, no-"
But I was too late as Walnut2 fell behind the group. I sighed. Maybe I was a little too rough on her...
"Butters, don't you think you were too mean to Walnut2?" I inquired.
"I mean, I'm like this with everyone so I mean. Go off I guess."
I do not like Butters. I stepped away, walking alone.
I feel really bad but it would also be awkward to just... walk up to her and... tell her how I feel, I guess.
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Authors note:
sorry for the break inbetween chapters, I forgot this.
Happy new years! It's not new years by the time I post this but it's close enough.
What will the gays(tm) do? find out on the next episode of dragon ball g.
(g stands for gay)
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Waluigi: A new story
Random(cover isn't permanent I just don't have a good image) You thought the last book was Waluigi's only crime? You're a fool. He is a criminal.
