"Well, that title doesn't inspire confidence." Walnut said.
"...Huh?" Walnut2 asked.
"Oh, I became self aware in the 7 months between chapters. Or at least sort of self aware."
"I..."
"Yeah, me too :)" I reply.
"What is even happening anymore?" Butters asks.
"Good question!" Walnut replies, deeply fearing for her life. "I think I was originally planned to date the alternate version of myself, onceler style, but that's a terrible idea! Why did I come up with it!"
(Authors note: Yeah why did you come up with it loser)
(Authors note: I'm sorry it's been 7 months I'm smarter now and sexier)
"You aren't sexy," Walnut replies.
(Authors note: thanks, me! :D)
"No problem."
"I'm really lost here.... I was meant to date you?" Walnut2 asked..... why is there so many Walnuts wtf.
"Yeah, we were meant to hold hands or something."
"what did yoiu just say...................." UIASGPOUWAHNOIUGAHJA the rat asked.
"Oh, huh?" Walnut.... me? I? what pronouns should I use for the self insert of myself... asked.
"You fool! You've activated bites the dust!!"
Walnut, as a semi-self aware character, knows what this means. "OH SH-"
Everyone explodes and dies and Walnut goes 1 hour back in time....... lol.
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Walnut wrote this on July 16th, then proceeded to forget to finish it until September 15th, 2 months later.... lol what an idiot. Anyway back to funny times w/ idiot walnut
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"What the f@!£ happened to this story why is it written so self-awarely now" Walnut says. She doesn't get an answer.
"gthis is really messed up man. all I said was hands. Kira is a lil b@!%" if he thinks saying 'hands' will make anyone figure out his secret identity :/ he should get cancelled he kinda deserves it."
"can't believe the plot got changed from solving a spaghetti related murder to Walnut's dumb idea of a joke ://////" walnut says.
"hello" grimm the bat from hollow knight says from a sewer drain.
"oh hi rogue I mean grimm the bat from hollow knight, good to see you after like idk how many chapters like 2."
"sure :)"
"Y'know Grimm, I've been thinking," Walnut began. "Why hasn't Acorn been in this story? She was a major character in the last one, but she hasn't even SHOWN up in this one!! She's only been mentioned once in like,,, CHAPTER ONE or whatever??? Also Butters is in this story, but they're not their fursona? mega cringe of me. Also why is butters kind of morally evil in this story??? Butters is kind of evil but not like this. Kinda in a 'created the original pickle hornet image' way and not the 'would kill me behind a Denny's' way, y'know?"
"No." Grimm says.
"Oh whoops sorry man lol," Walnut says. "Anyway, I gotta go, bye."
"Bye loser!!" Grimm says.
Walnut walks down the street. To defeat Kira she's gotta become a stand user herself!! in like.... an hour.... idk time is weird she can do it in five minutes if she really tries.
"Hey, me writing this, can you copy and paste the lyrics to catabolic seed again? it was really funny and hilarious and humorous when u did that" walnut asked.
Unfortunately Walnut is a NERD so instead I'm posting the lyrics to COMMUNITY GARDENS!! HAHA GET REKT ME
Full disclosure
I am a monster, a creature of despair
Not that that should be a cause for concern
If there's one thing I've learned in all my years here
It's that despair is less abundant in those who understand
How to plant their hearts in community gardensYou'll be fine, you honeycomb
Who could ever hurt you?
Who could be so cold?You'll be fine, oh, honey pie
Who could ever hurt you?
Who could be so unkind?The culmination of man's mistakes
Came the day the sun ran so hot, it turned the desert to glass
If there's something to be learned from all these losers
It's that the price that you pay
For arrogance and a false sense of immunity
Is to face the wrath of a dying starYou'll be fine, you honeycomb
Who could ever hurt you?
Who could be so cold?You'll be fine, oh, honey pie
Who could ever hurt you?
Who could be so unkind?The years have been hard on this lonely heart
If you wanna know the truth
There's no more community gardens
So I guess I'll have to settle for you
uhh roll credits
Walnut - Walnut
Community Gardens - The sCARY Jokes
Butters - Butters
Grimm hollow knight - hollow knight
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Random(cover isn't permanent I just don't have a good image) You thought the last book was Waluigi's only crime? You're a fool. He is a criminal.
