BTS Preferences

REACTION - Magnums

You asked them to bring you Magnums from the store (the ice cream) but they came back with condoms.

Jin
"Um."
"I got the giant box so we have tons now."
"Jin."
"Yes, my love?"
"I meant Magnum ice cream bars."
".... you... you meant..."

Yoongi
"Here. I got the extra thin ones this time."
"Thin? They make thin ice cream? Doesn't that defeat the purpose?"
"What?" Give him a moment. "Oh shit. Oops."

Hoseok
"I'm back!"
"Yes! I've been craving ice cream all day!"
"Ice cream...?"
"Yes... you said you'd bring Magnum."
"Ah. Yes. Well. I have failed my mission."
"HOSEOK WHY"

Namjoon
*rummaging through bags* "where is my ice cream?"
"Your what?"
"Why is there fourteen boxes of condoms and no ice cream?"
"Ice... cream..."

Jimin
This wouldn't happen to Jimin. He would bring you ice cream when you wanted condoms.
"I bought strawberry for you, and mochi for me!"

Taehyung
"Taehyung, where is the ice cream?"
"What? Y/n, I've had a boner since you texted me, are you seriously asking me about ice cream right now?"
"Why the hell do you have a boner?? I just wanted mint ice cream!"
"Oooooh, food play, I see. Smart choice. Ice cream does sound like a good idea for that."
"You get out and come back when you have my delicious frozen treat."

Jungkook
"Ya, Jungkookie, where's the ice cream bars?"
"Condoms?"
"No! Ice! Cream!"
"Con...doms...?"