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REACTION - "Oh, f*** me."

You are not dating, but they like you. You stub your toe and shout, "Fuck me!"

Jin
"Well, if you insist!"
He would not even think about it. Will straight up offer himself to you if he hears that leave your mouth.
"Can you get me an ice pack?"
"C'mon, Y/n... I won't be THAT rough."

Yoongi
Seriously would be so shocked when he hears this that he will probably stub his own toe, then join you in shouting profanities.
"OW! WHY WOULD YOU DISTRACT ME WITH YOUR FILTHY MOUTH, Y/N??"
"EXCUSE ME?"

Hoseok
Oh he's fuckin ready. He'll scoop you up and carry you to the closest couch/bed.
"Um... thanks, but I didn't hurt my foot that badly. I could've walked here."
"... your foot?"

Namjoon
His dirty mind will immediately think you want him, but his brain will kick in and remind him that it's extremely unlikely that you meant it that way.
"Namjoooooooon! Can you carry me to the couch? I think I broke my toe."
"Ah... yeah, I can."

Jimin
He would be so
S h o c k e d
"W-what??? Shouldn't we go on a few dates first??"
"Dates? Why?"

Taehyung
He would also be shocked. He might get a liiiiiittle salty when he realizes that you weren't asking him for sex.
"How can you just PLAY with my HEART like that?"
"What the hell are you even talking about"

Jungkook
This cheeky little bitch.
"Ow! Jungkook, did you just spank me??"
"Yes, I did. Say another bad word and I'll do it again. I can slap your ass all day."