~The Tea~ •》Rant Book I《•

Star Wars

Okay listen

Yes

I know

This is late

I'm sorry

I watched Rise of Skywalker December 24th so this is definitely late for me to rant

Any of you who havent watched the new Star Wars movie or aren't into that, please leave now

Unless if you are into it and you want spoilers

Or if you arent into it and you just wanna read this

I dont really care

ANYWAYS

First order of business

REY

POOR.
GIRL.
CAN'T.
BE.
HAPPY.
FOR.
ONE.
MINUTE.

FIRST
Her parents are dead

SECOND
They sold her

...for a good reason but still

THIRD
She found out she's a Palpatine when shes been training as a Jedi

AND FOURTH

HER FUCKING SOULMATE DIED

Allow me to explain the fourth...

Finn has Rose.

Poe has Zorii (the girl in the helmet).

AND REY HAS NO ONE.

NO.

ONE.

I mean...

I'm glad my Reylo ship FINALLY SAILED

LIKE GOD IT TOOK YOU THIS LONG TO KISS

BUT

THEY MADE HIM DIE

Like fr tho at the end there-

It was just a game of dying

Oh look, Ben gets thrown off a cliff welp hes dead.

Oh no, Rey passed out now she ded.

OH LOOK BEN SOMEHOW SURVIVED BEING THROWN OFF A CLIFF AND IS ALIVE

AND HE'S GONNA SAVE REY

YAYYYY

AND THEN THEY KISSS

AND IN THAT GOOD MINUTE AND A HALF THAT BEN WAS AWAKE

REY COULDNT HAVE THOUGHT

"Oh, he probably weak. Let us share our power so he STAYS. AWAKE."

BUT NOPE

They pull away and BAM

He gone

Dead

Forever

BUT SOMEHOW

HE was able to bring HER back from the dead when HE was weak

AND SHE CANT DO THE SAME

LIKE SIS

YOU AND HIM ARE

CONNECTED.

BY THE FUCKING FORCE.

YOU ARE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER

YOU WERE GONNA BE THE OP COUPLE OF THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE

BUT NOOOOOOOO

just HAD to let him die

Like a plant in my room I forget to water

I just let it die

Thank you.