Who Drank All The Coke?

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Edd: Who drank all the Coke!?
Libra: Uh..CAPRICORN!
Capricorn: What!? It wasn't me! It's Libra!
Libra: Says who?
Capricorn: Me!
Leo: I think it was them *points to Aries*
Aries: F*cking PINK FAIRES EVERYWHERE
Taurus: I'll take the blame.
Edd: No! Who. Drank. All. The. COKE?
Gemini: *looks around* Scorpio did it.
Scorpio: No I didn't! Just because I stole a cookie from the cookie jar ONCE, doesn't mean I drank all the Coke!
Cancer: Libra did it.
Libra: I did IT, but not-
Cancer: KEEP IT PG
Taurus: But didn't Aries curse?
Cancer: DOESN'T MATTER. Capricorn did it.
Capricorn: No I didn't!
Gemini: You were the first one to deny,
Aries: Gemini has a point,
Capricorn: Gemini is a slut!
Gemini: *gasp* Take that back!
Capricorn: When you admit!
Libra: Woah, woah! Let's be reasonable about this,
Gemini: *pushes Libra* LET ME AT THEM!
Taurus: *holds Gemini back*
Scorpio: *helps Libra up*
Aries: *eats popcorn*
Leo: *holds Capricorn back*
Capricorn: Whore!
Gemini: Daddy's girl!
Cancer: Fight! Fight! Fight!
Edd: *walks away* *whispers into the camera* I did ;)

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