Aries: Patryk:
A: Yo Pat
P: Sup
A: Pizza?
P: Yesh UwU
A: Okie dokie, see u at 3
P: Alrighty
Taurus:
T: Ellie
T: Ellie
T: Ellie
T: Ellie
T: Ellie
T: Ellie
T: Ellie
T: Ellie
E: IT'S 2 IN THE MORNING, WHAT!?
T: Gn
Gemini: Tamara;
G: Tam-Tam
G: Tammy
G: Girly Tom
T: Who's Tom?
G: Uhhh..... NO-ONE!
Cancer: Tori;
C: Tor
T: Yea
C: Y is ur Hentai in my room?
T: W-what Hentai?
C: Ur Limited Edition Food Wars Anime?
T: SHIT I NEED THAT
Leo: Jon;
L: Heya Jon
J: Yeah?
L: Is Edwardo treating u better?
J: Kinda. He doesn't throw socks at me anymore.
L: Did he stop punching u for no reason?
J: Yeah, he does that to Mark now.
Virgo: Tord;
V: Tord, what have u done to Matt?
T: Whaddya mean?
V: Matt has been whimpering under his bed for the past hour. Libra got all mad at me about it.
T: Oh yeah, I showed him Hentai
V: WHY!?
T: He had to know about it sooner or later.
V: LATER
Libra: Edd;
L: Eddy
E: Don't call me that
L: Good ur here, there's this pool party that Capricorn's hosting and I wanted to know if u wanna go w/ me.
E: Of course I wanna go with you!
L: I heard Taurus is gonna be there too~
E: I said I was going
Scorpio: Tom;
S: Jehova
T: What u Commie female dog
S: Wanna go see Jumanji Welcome to the Jungle
T: We've seen this like a thousand times
S: I'll buy u alcohol
T: IN
Sagittarius: Matilda;
S: M
M: Yea
S: I've got leftover Chipotle in my fridge, wanna eat it?
M: OMG CHIPOTLE IS MY LIFE
S: Is that a yes?
Capricorn: Matt;
C: Matttttttt
M: Wat
C: Y r u under ur bed
M: Uhhhh... I'm looking for the Boogeyman
C: Just put on Boogie Wonderland by Earth, Wind, & Fire (I'm so old school XD)
Aquarius: Paul;
A: Pauly
P: Ugh what
A: What's your computer password
P: I hate you I hate you go die
A: It didn't work
P: Read between the lines
A: =_=
Pisces: Edwardo;
P: Ed
E: Wat
P: Why do u attacc but no proctecc
E: This gypsy speaks in codes
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