Mirror Shopping (ft. Zodiacs)

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Matt: Let's go mirror shopping!
Capricorn: It's 4 am..
Matt: Let's go then!
Cancer: Let me go back to sleep,
Matt: *snaps and all the Zodiacs are present and there*
Gemini: *covers themselves* I was in the middle of putting my shirt on!
Scorpio: *falls to the floor*
Libra: Matt, sweetie, don't you already have enough mirrors?
Matt: Nope!
Sagittarius: But you have enough to fill a museum.
Matt: I've already done that.
Taurus: I'm awake and I wanna get this over with.

~Time Skip to the counter~

Pieces: Who's paying for all that?
Aquarius: Not me.
Virgo: *points to Leo*
Leo: I'm not THAT rich.
Aries: You have a goddamn mansion!
Leo: Fine, how much?
Paul: *smiles* $103.70.
Gemini: WOAHS! I didn't know you worked here Paul!
Paul: Yeah, part-time.
Virgo: *blows a kiss and smirks*
Paul: *stares confused*
Matt: *tries to hold all 50 mirrors*
Libra: Let me help you honey, *grabs some of the mirrors*
Scorpio: I wanna go back to beeeeeddd
Cancer: They have the cafeteria open,
Scorpio: YES! *runs ahead to the cafeteria*
Sagittarius: *chuckles*
Aquarius: *looks around and runs ahead* Last one there is a rotten egg!
Libra: *hands all the mirrors to Aries and winks* *runs ahead*
Aries: *last behind with Matt and won't stop blushing*
Cancer: *snaps a few cheeky pictures*
Taurus: Capricorn, you've been kinda quiet,
Capricorn: I am very drunk right now.
Sagittarius: *kicks Leo causing them to fall*
Leo: *growls and jumps on top of Sagittarius*

~Another Lazy-Ass Time Skip~

Scorpio:*shoves face with food*
Capricorn: *drinks some more*
Gemini: *chatting away with Virgo*
Sagittarius: *angrily staring at Leo*
Leo: *angrily staring back*
Libra: *talking with Matt in line for food*
Pieces: *slurping down all their drink*
Aquarius: *slurping down with them, seeing who can slurp the fastest*
Taurus: *teasing Cancer*
Cancer: *fake crying*
Aries: *watching Paul work*

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