The Protector (Princess Yang X Knight Male Reader)

Goblin's Cave

Y/N POV
I tightened the straps on my armor and stood up and walked outside the castle, seeing a blue eyed female and a large guy.
Guy: the names Rick, this is Sicilia.
Sicilia: nice to meet you, and thank you for coming with us.
Me: it's fine, now let's go kill some GOBLINS!
Rick: alright, we'll lead the way to the cave.
Dutch, myself and the two others walked to a cave, it smelled rancid from meters away.
Dutch: what is that smell?!
Me: I think I may know....
A small green bastard jumped from the darkness, only to be shanked by my sword.
3rd POV
Y/N: anyone have a knife?
Sicilia: yeah I do, why?
Y/N: hide your scent, put this on.
He picked up a rag soaked in Goblin blood.
Sicilia: wait? What?!
Y/N: Goblins love a few things, on that list is women.
Sicilia: I don't think I should be wearing that. Blood is already a pain when it's just a droplet.
Y/N: sniff sniff I'm a Goblin, you just got Goblinated.
Dutch: how hungover are you?
Y/N: very, now put on this damn blood so you won't be goblinated!
Rick: just for one job, I'll cover the costs of the cleaning.
Y/N: you'll need it to big boy.
Rick: wait why?
Y/N: sometimes there's a hobgoblin, and unlike the small GOBLIN.... the hobgoblin is bigger and takes pleasure in both genders, being goblinated is bad enough, but when you're hobgoblinated, then you have no more will to live.
Sicilia: what does Goblinate even mean?
Y/N: to put it in short, you'll have your asscheeks blown out.
Sicilia: give me the damn rag.
Y/N handed her the rag.
Dutch: hey Y/N, do you have a problem with Goblins?
Y/N: massive problem, I hate them so much.
Dutch: may I ask why?
Y/N: just for the last five generations the men in my family were murdered by Goblins, might as well lower their population.
Sicilia: it's on.
Y/N and Dutch looked at her, I was just a few splotches.
Y/N: give me the rag.
Sicilia did just that and instantly regretted it. Y/N planted the rag right on her face and wiped it, covering her cheeks in it. He then started to wipe down her sides and legs, covering her scent.
Y/N: they would've smelled the vanilla you're letting off, we don't need to bring them a buffet. Rick, want me to save you from being hobgoblinated or do you want to do it yourself?
Rick: yeah.....I'll do it myself.
Y/N grabbed another rag and began to rub himself down in the blood.
Y/N: do the same Dutch.
Dutch grabbed a rag and rubbed himself down as well.
Dutch: this smells like shit.
Y/N: believe me, this is a better smelling one. The older the goblin the worst it is.
Dutch: you did a lot of studying about Goblins didn't you?
Y/N: when you hate something you tend to do a lot of research.
They all then walked into the cave, Dutch lighting a lantern.
Y/N: come on.
Dutch: how do you think Sun and the others are doing?
Meanwhile at the Castle
Princess Yang walked through the halls with Ren by her side.
Ren: so.....yeah this is not normally what I do, sorry if it's a little awkward.
Yang: it's fine.
Back with the others
Y/N pulled out Excalibur and readied it.
Sicilia: what's wrong?
Y/N: there's Goblins watching us from all over....waiting to Goblinate you, since you're the only female.
Rick: what about a HobGoblin.
Y/N: we'll see, let's keep moving, they'll get impatient and attack.
A goblin jumped from the darkness and tackled Y/N to the ground.
Dutch: Y/N!
Y/N: hit it!
Dutch decapitated the Goblin, Y/N then throwing it off and sitting up.
Sicilia: I thought you said they Goblinate females.
Y/N: what was no Goblination, that was just murder about to happen. What was your job asking for?
Sicilia: wait? You weren't told?
Y/N: no I came to murder goblins.
Rick: we need to clear out this cave.
Y/N: oh....alright.
The sound of creatures growling were heard, above it all was a very deep one.
Y/N: it's a Hobgoblin!
A fat pot bellied Goblin tan from the darkness and grabbed Y/N by the face and slammed him into the wall. He grabbed the sword and stabbed the fat HobGoblin and letting him go. The smaller Goblins held pointed sticks and began walking forward.
Dutch: Y/N!
Y/N: go! I'll take care of the hobgoblin, get Sicilia out of here before he gets Goblina-GAH!
The Hobgoblin threw Y/N into the darkness of the cave and walked back with him. Dutch readied his weapon.
Dutch: grab your club Rick! Blunt force trauma maybe what we need.
Goblin: HAPPY QUANZAAAAA
Rick smashed the Goblin into a red paste as a few jumped at him.
Sicilia pulled out her staff and used the end of it to stab a goblin. Immediately after a Goblin jumped on her and put her to the ground laughing.
Rick: Sicilia!
Meanwhile with Y/N.
Y/N stood up and looked at the Hobgoblin going towards him. He then pulled out his sword and slashed at the fat creature. It roared out in pain as Y/N used the legendary weapon.
Y/N: you do need some more action in your life don't you?
Y/N went to slash the Hobgoblin again, only for it to grab his wrist.
Y/N: shit.....