These are all 99% accurate to their personalities.
Brandon, using a megaphone:
I don't know who the FUCK, took my camera. But when I find out who it was, I'm eating your firstborn, than I'm eating you.
David, holding Brandon's camera:
Fuck-
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Brandon, holding a croc full of baked beans out to Ritchie:
What's the matter brother, afraid of B E A N S ?
Ritchie, cowering in a corner:
*confused screeching*
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David:
''Go to hell'' is so abstract.
Lucas:
''Get trapped in a porta-potty for 67 months''- Now that's specific, that's possible, that's terrifying.
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Ritchie:
*hugging Bryan and Lucas* I like talking to Bryan and Lucas, they don't judge me for asking stupid questions.
Brandon:
*judgey look*
Ritchie:
Yeah, like that.
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Bryan:
*knocks someone out with a calculator*
Ritchie:
Bet you weren't counting on that.
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David:
Mitch, you gotta hide me!
Mitch:
Why, what's wrong?
Brandon, from inside of his house:
WHO THE FUCK GLUED RITCHIE TO THE CEILING!!??!?!?!
David:
Mitch please-
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Lucas:
Hello people who don't live here.
Bryan:
Hey
Ritchie:
Hi
Colin:
Hello
Lucas:
I gave you the key for emergencies.
Bryan:
We were out of doritos
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Brandon, with an empty water bottle:
Do you guys got any more water?
Lucas:
*chucks a water bottle at his head*
Brandon, dodging:
Yeah, real fun-
Ritchie:
*hits him with a full crate of water bottles*
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Ritchie:
Brandon has really strong opinions on everything. Unbelievably strong.
Mario:
Really?
Ritchie:
Ask him his opinion on something nobody could have an opinion on.
Mario, going over to Brandon:
Hey Brandon, what's the worst letter of the alphabet?
Brandon, getting angry:
What a stupid question, it's K OBVIOUSLY.
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Colin, fishing at a lake:
Oh boy, do I sure love some fi-
Lucas, rising out of the water:
YOU THERE SIR!
Colin:
I- Wh-? Uh
Lucas, wading towards him:
I CERTAINLY HOPE YOU'VE GOT A FISHING LICENSE !!
Colin:
W-well, uh- I-I don't-
Lucas, pulling out a sword that's 3 times as big as he is, running towards him:
OH YEAH??
I'LL HAVE YOU B E H E A D E D!!!
Colin, yelling while running away:
NO!! N-NOO-
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Brandon:
Ritchie, it's 6 in the morning. Did someone glue you to the fridge?
Ritchie:
No...
Brandon:
Ritchie... did you glue yourself to the fridge?
Ritchie:
Ritchue:
Yes...
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Colin:
Oh great ceiling man, what is your wisdom?
Mitch, climbing out of the ceiling:
H Y D R A T E O R D I E D R A T E
Colin, as Mitch climbs back into the ceiling:
Thank you ceiling man!
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Remember to always try and have a good day/night. Bye wolf pups!!
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The Magic of Pets
Fanfictionthis is a story where the FTO characters are pets in a world where any animal can be a pet if it has a half human/half animal form. This story will be pure fluff, and if I do decide to throw in an angst chapter, than it will have fluff at the end
