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Don't be mad that the next chapter isn't out, I just couldn't help it.

Brandon:
What is the ONE thing I asked you not to do tonight.

Ritchie:
Get glued to something...

Brandon:
And what did you do?

Ritchie:
...Get glued to something...

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David:
Lucas, cause a distraction please.

Lucas, throwing raisins:
Raisins! Raisins! They used to be grapes!

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Ritchie:
Can you at least try to see things from my perspective?

Brandon:
*crouches down to Ritchie's height*

Ritchie:
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!!!

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Mitch:
Bryan, what are you doing?

Bryan:
Making chocolate pudding.

Mitch:
It's 4 in the morning, why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?

Bryan:
Because I've lost control of my life.

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Ritchie:
Whenever Brandon asks me to do something, he always says ''please''.

Ritchie:
And afterwards, I get a cookie.

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Lucas, looking into a crystal ball:
I see flames, and five- no- seven skeletons carrying your body away, as a murder of crows fly over your head.

Ritchie:
Is that good?

Lucas:
No idea, but it looks like, super badass.

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Mario, shirtless so he's wearing a towel:
Had anyone seen my top?

Mitch:
Yeah, David's in the kitchen!

David:
*chokes on his drink*

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Lucas:
Last week, dad was supposed to go buy groceries. But instead he bought a novelty cookie cutter.

David:
Now everything we eat is shaped like snowflakes and raindrops.

Both:
He's amazing.

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Brandon:
My first rule is no one can veto my rules.

Colin:
That's called tyranny and is generally frowned upon.

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Brandon/Ritchie's dad:
Earlier, I heard my husband shouting ''DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE RITCHIE IS'' and then two minutes later, more quietly, 'aww, poor Ritchie, how'd you get stuck their sweetie?''.

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David/Lucas's mom, holding Lucas, who she adopted when she found out that him and David are brothers:
I've only had this adorable baby for a day and a half, but if anything were to happen to him, I'd kill everyone in this room, except for David and Lucas, than myself.

Lucas:
*Trying to get down to David*

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Brandon, to all the new pets and strays that appear on their street:
He probability of you getting sucked into a random portal on this street at any given point, is very low... but it's never zero.

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Brandon:
I can't believe you accuse me of having two favorite pets on this street.

Brandon:
I love all Ritchie's, Lucas's, non-Ritchie's, and non-Lucas's equally.

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The dragon/wolves dad:
I invented a game. Want to play?

Brandon/Ritchie's dad:
Sure.

The dragon/wolves dad:
It's called 'which one'. I give you actual quotes I've heard my wife say, and you have to guess if she was talking to Mario, Mitch, Colin, or Bryan.

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Remember to always try and have a good day/night. Bye wolf pups!!

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