I'm about halfway done with the next chapter. I haven't been able to write as often as I wanted to because I have exams next week and today/tomorrow.
Remember that these are 99% accurate to how they act in this story.
Mitch, after destroying his kitchen, breaking into Ritchie and Brandon's kitchen, holding two bowls in his hand with some pasta boxes:
I'M MAKING F U C K I N G MAC N CHEESE, AND NOBODY CAN STO-
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David:
Is this perfume or alcohol?
Mario:
*takes the bottle out of his hand before drinking it*
Mario:
It's perfume.
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Brandon:
I hate nature. It's dirty, it's unhygienic... and what's that smell?
Ritchie:
I believe you're smelling grass
Brandon:
Fucking disgusting-
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Ritchie, singing while glued to a ceiling fan:
You spin me right around baby, right around, like a record baby, right around, round and round-
Brandon:
How the hell did you get up there?
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Brandon:
Ritchie sneezed earlier and I accidentally said 'shut the fuck up' instead of 'bless you'
Mitch:
How do you accidentally say 'shut the fuck up'?
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Bryan:
Good morning
Colin:
Good morning
Mitch:
Ugh, you BOTH sound like robots!! Why not spice it up a bit?!
Mario, busting through the door:
MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
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David:
Uh... hey Lucas, can I ask you a question?
Lucas:
Yeah?
David:
Why are we lying on the ground?
Lucas:
Well Brandon knocked you out for gluing Ritchie to the ceiling, so I laid down next to you so that people will think we're chilling.
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Brandon:
The only straight I am is straight up bitch.
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Lucas:
They say you should return your library books, or else the library ghost will haunt you.
David:
Hah, bet he doesn't exist.
Brandon, running in while dressed in a ghost sheet:
YOU WANNA GO YOU LITTLE SHIT??
RETURN YOUR FUCKING BOOKS!!
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Brandon:
Please, let me help you.
Ritchie, suffocating under a bunch a shoes that got glued to his back:
Do not deny me my warrior's death, brother.
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Brandon:
Love is dead.
Ritchie:
You're literally making a Valentine's day card for Lucas right now.
Brandon, pointing a glue gun towards Ritchie:
You're on thin fucking ice.
Remember to always try and have a good day/night. Bye wolf pups!!
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The Magic of Pets
Fanfictionthis is a story where the FTO characters are pets in a world where any animal can be a pet if it has a half human/half animal form. This story will be pure fluff, and if I do decide to throw in an angst chapter, than it will have fluff at the end
