The weird ass creature pick up Assley, and he exhales through his nose, it feels almost like strong wind, making all of us fall on our back starfish style.
It also smells like garlic.
Yum yum.
I stand up and look to my left, and I see Ethan is drinking soda. Dr Pepper.
I grab the soda and pour it down his pants.
"Don't fucking drink this ever again it's poison"
He looks at me with raging eyes, and his eye boogers roll down his face.
Oop.
I don't care tho, I grab his ribbon baton and wave it around to distract the creature.
Wow he drops assley and his eyes follow the ribbon.
While I'm distracting him I see assley run to Ethan and takes his pants off, then she starts squeezing them and drinking the drips of dr.pepper. GROSS.
I suddenly hear a bEEP BEEP and I turn my head and see a very very very very very very very very very
very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very sexy boy. He has curly hair and beautiful creepy eyes. He's in the drivers seat of an also very sexy car.
"Get in ungrateful hoes" he says. I look at assley for approval but instead she's fitting the wet Dr Pepper pants into her mouth. I also notice Ethan has peppa pig panties. Um ok lol.
"I wish she did that with my peen" I hear Brenden say sadly. "Same" ronald says.
What the fuck.
I run to assley and push her in the back seat of the car and I sit in the passengers seat.
I hope this guy is nice and not another horny bathroom photographer.
Sexy curly boy vroom vrooms the car. Through the mirror I can see Brenden and Ronald running and chasing the car, and Ronald still has his hands in his pants. Ew.
The 7 year old is on the ground chewing on Assleys fake Gucci belt.
And Ethan is shouting "HIS DICK SMALLER THAN MY TOES"
Few hours latah
I wake up from my nap, and I see that I'm still in the car.
I look behind me and I see Ashley is still sleeping, cuddling with the wet pants.
"Wake up whore" the curly sexy boy shouts at her, but she just mumbles "I'd rather ride Squidwards nose"
Then someone slaps their hands on the window of the car.
"MII NAME COLE" and he starts moaning and drooling some liquid that looks like shrek pee.
I can't tell if Cole is hot or not.
Anyways, I notice that we're not in the woods anymore. We're in a city.
There's a lot of crackheads, but it only makes the city prettier.
I turn on the radio, and Hump me fuck me is playing, making Ashley wake up instantly.
"LICK LICK LICK LICK I WANNA EATCHO DICK" she screams. I see that curly boy is now hard.
I don't know why but it makes me feel really jealous.
But then we hear a really loud moan/horn?
We look back and see a car really close to ours. And someone, I can't tell who, is hitting their horn like a lunatic, but instead of the horn making a beep sound it just lets out a robotic moan. Kinda hot.
I squint my eyes and see that it's a YouTuber that Ashley likes, I think he's a gamer I'm not sure.
But then I see the passengers.
Oh no. They're back.
