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2 Team Dads chat

*note Kuro cropped out what he said abt Bokuto*
Churro testicles *attached video*

Churro testicles seee iwa

Iwachan :)

Future akaashi that's all ur gonna say

Iwachan :)

Ojirou soo ur gonna tell Oikawa or....?

Iwachan ya I am

Future akaashi MATTSUN OWES ME 100

Iwachan I'm gonna get Makki and Mattsukawa to bring him to the beach Saturday night for a picnic under the stars and supposedly there's gonna be a meteor shower then too

churro testicles I'll send lube and condoms

Iwachan ya know honestly fuck u nothing like that is gonna happen

Churro testicles thanks but no thanks ur not my type

Iwachan this is why I don't like u

Churro testicles am I supposed to be offended by that?

Dadchi stop

Churro testicles yes daddy

Dadchi that's it I'm calling Yaku

Churro testicles I'll b good I swear dont call  scary demon gremlin libro plz I beg u

Dadchi that's what I thought

Future akaashi never thought I'd have to say this but BACK TO THE CONVERSATION BEFORE THIS

Churro testicles damn akaashi makin all mature

Iwachan I was just telling u the plan that's all

Ojirou whos Yaku and why does don't make me get Yaku make all of Nekoma and fukuradani be good/stop what they're doing?

Dadchi did u see a rlly tall guy with grey hair getting yelled at or kicked by a short brown headed guy?

Ojirou ya at nationals once and at the party

future akaashi well the short one is Yaku

Churro testicles and he scares even Satan himself when he's scolding u or glaring or yelling

Churro testicles most of the time he's chill tho still scary but chill

Ojirou so like Kita?

Dadchi yea

Future akaashi just a smaller