Haikyuu Texts

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Oikawa someone buy me a black mini skirt, a boat full of enery drinks and a pound of marijuana thanks

Yammaguchi why those things?

Oikawa idk just feel like it

Yammaguchi should we be concerned

Oikawa nope

Kuroo I can get u the pound and a ship of energy drinks
Kuroo but idk abt the skirt dude

Yaku kuROO

Kuroo yAKU

Yaku why do u have drugs?

Kuroo why do u not have drugs?

Tsukkishima did u expect him not to?

Makki i mean look at him and tell me he doesn't give stoner vibes

Kuroo i came here for a good time and i feel attacked rn

Tsukkishima good

Suga Tsukkishima be nice

Noya for once in your damn life

Tsukkishima i am nice thank u
Tsukkishima I'm just mean to idiots

Suga i will make u run laps at practice

Tsukkishima only daichi and Ukai can do that

Suga but I can make Daichi do things

Kuroo ooohhh
Kuroo daichi a simp

Daishou let Kenma barley shiver and youre stripping to give him something to keep him warm
Daishou them****

Yaku he's gotta point

Atsumu gUYS

Kuroo yes it's ok to ask for help
Kuroo yes it's ok to not be perfect
Kuroo yes I will help u bury a body

Atsumu that's nice
Atsumu wait wHAT BODY?
Atsumu I was gonna tell ya that me and Sakusa are together now but I'm curious

Kuroo there's no body to hide
Kuroo but Samu hasn't been active recently so

Atsumu u thought I killed Osamu?

Daishou i can't believe I'm taking up for him
Daishou but can ya blame him for thinking that?

Atsumu me and Samu have been grounded
Atsumu Samu sassed our stepbitch so hes grounded for another week

Makki why'd u get grounded

Atsumu well it was our annual prank war month and we did a good job of not letting dad or stepbitch get the prank instead of the other twin
Atsumu and dad didnt care ad long as we cleaned up the mess and no one was seriously injured and or died
Atsumu then stepbitch moved in but we didn't really care and still had our prank war
Atsumu well two weeks ago Samu had set up a prank that dumps 2 liters of melted marshmellow and orange juice on my head while I wasn't home and I came back abt the time I was on the second step I heard stepbitch scream bloody murder
Atsumu she had gotten the prank that was meant for me
Atsumu me and dad run up the stairs and we see her and me and samu could not make eye contact or else we would start wheezinf and be in even more trouble
Atsumu  anywhore she told dad what happened he grounded us and told us not to do our stupid pranks anymore
Atsumu Samu said well it wouldn't have happened if she wouldnt have been trying to creep in tsumus room
Atsumu and yea

Kuroo stepbitch seems like a bitch

Yammaguchi hints the name stepbitch

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Ok so I have question for my kpop stans

If I were to learn the chords to fake love (eng ver bc I don't wanna butcher the korean) would u wanna see it in some way? Like my twt moots wanna see it so ig I'll give my @ but would u?