Haikyuu Texts

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3:15 AM

Kuroo u can say have a nice day and not be questioned

Kuroo but u can't say enjoy the next 24 hours without sounding like a murderer

Yaku if u don't shut up

Kuroo yea??

Sakusa we will become the murderers

Kuroo ooooo

Kuroo who we killing

Yaku U

Yaku u dumbshi-

Kuroo whyyy would u kill me

Kuroo im innocent

Daichi IF U DON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP ISTG

Kuroo whatcha gonna do??

Daichi that's it

Kuroo has been removed from the chat by Daichi

Yaku thank u Daichi

Daichi NOW EVERYONE GO TO BED

15 MINUTES LATER

Terushima mother?

Suga yes?

Yaku yea?

Terushima mother dearest?

Suga what do u want??

Yaku ffs go to sleep

Terushima mother I crave violence and attention

Suga I have glitter a flash light and a baseball bat in my car lesgo

Yaku SUGAWARA!!

Kuroo so can we go commit federal offences now?

Terushima yes

Suga yep

Yaku NO

yaku go

Yaku to

Yaku SLEEP

Yaku wait how u get back in this chat??

Kuroo a magical being must refrain from telling their secrets

Yaku riiiggght

Daishou so believable that a cat in human form is a magical being

Kuroo and it's hard to believe that human snakes are allowed in public

Kuroo but ya are

Suga shits getting spicy

Kita has left the chat

Kuroo oh?

Yaku why did Kita leave this chat and the team mom chat??

Atsumu well ya see

Atsumu we broke up

Suga ouch why?

Atsumu ikindasortamaybeforgotoiranniversaryandthoughtthatitwasthedaythathefinallycameouttohisgrandmabuthedidntandwearguredandagreedtobreakup

Kuroo damn dude

Yaku I almost died 100 times reading that

Suga glad I'm not the only one

Terushima maybe u guys will get back together soon

Atsumu no we talked a lil before he left the chat

Atsumu we were already loosing feelings for each other

Terushima have u ever been called homophobic bc u were teasing a certain sunshine even tho u are in fact homo

Suga cant say that I have no

Terushima well everyone n SM has the day off tmrw

Terushima so I'm at Chenle's place with dream to watch corny movies all night

Terushima well Mark and Hyuck were talking nd Hyuck says let's watch the movie with talking toys

Terushima and we all stare at him for a sec

Terushima before Jaemin says Chucky or Toy Story

Terushima and Hyuck deadass just is like the one where theres a cowboy

Terushima so naturally I start to tease him well ten minutes later he looks at me and says

Terushima this is homophopbia and I will not tolerate it then throws a pillow at me and hits Jisung

Kuroo

Terushima EXACTLYY

Iwazumi for the love of Asahi if you all do not shut up I am hunting u all down cutting off you're balls and eyeballs and shoving them down ur throat then get them out of your stomachs and switch where they're supposed to be

Terushima 🥺🥺

Kuroo 😖

Iwazumi go to sleep

Terushima kk

Kuroo okii

Atsumu night night bitches

Suga gn