KIM'S BITCH

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Hey, Joonie.  ('• ᴗ •̥'✿)

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You looked terribly sick in class earlier, are you okay? I wrote notes down for you because I was worried.

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You looked a little sleepy in class, so I scribbled some notes for you in case you were too exhausted to concentrate!

namjoon:)
don't fucking call me that

namjoon:)
stop acting like you're a close friend or i'll seriously fuck you up kid

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Pfft, I'm most definitely probably older than you.🙄🙄🤐

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Wait... 'Close' friend, you say??

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So, I'm going to assume that we are 'normal' friends then? (~˘▾˘)~ *: ･ﾟ✧

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You gonna tell me how to advance to the close friend stage, or do I figure that part out myself?  (~_^)

namjoon:)
how about you go to the fuck-off-and-stop-bothering-me stage?

namjoon:)
we aren't friends and we won't ever be friends

namjoon:)
fuck off, poshie

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Ouch.

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I mean, I guess I could.😴

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But you're way more entertaining.. 
\ (•◡•) /

namjoon:)
oh, so that's what it's all about?

namjoon:)
i'm just for entertainment?

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No, no, Namjoon. I truly didn't mean for it to come out like that.

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Those aren't my intentions, I swear.

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Pfft, I sound like a 'poshie' right now, don't I?

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That's not what I meant.

namjoon:)
and give me one good reason why i should trust you?

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As if you don't know..

namjoon:)
no, i clearly don't

namjoon:)
please do tell me

namjoon:)
or as you poshies would put it, 'enlighten me'

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In case you had forgotten, I am Kim Seokjin.
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And as Kim Seokjin, it is my obligation to ensure that you're invariably in tip-top condition.

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Or as you commoners would put it, 'to make sure you're okay'.
read, 6:37 PM

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Wait, Namjoon.
delivered, 6:39

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I didn't offend you right?? ╥_╥
delivered, 6:39

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I swear you're not a commoner! I was just kidding..
delivered, 6:40

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You didn't take it seriously, did you?😰😓😱
read, 6:40

namjoon:)
oh my god shut the fuck up

namjoon:)
and unfortunately for you i wasn't joking when i called you what i did

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Oh, well..

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That's absolutely okay, lol!🤣🤣

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I totally understand where you're coming from!😂😂

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Well, I mean I'm sorry I come across that way to you, I hope there's anything I can do to change your mind about that?

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But I certainly do appreciate the honesty though, haha!! ☜(ˆ▿ˆc)
read, 6:43