Peter: Ned
Peter: Ned
Peter: Neeeeed
Peter: answer meeeeeh
Unknown: I'm sorry who's this?
Peter: Ned did you kill another person? What new name do you want this time?
Unknown: yea I definitely killed ANOTHER person
Peter: yoUr nOT nEd
Unknown: oh really? What gave you that idea?
Peter: oh sorry ma'am wrong number
Unknown: I'm sorry but ma'am..? Really?
Peter: ...what's your gender person? I'm so sorry if I miss gendered you!
Unknown: hey kid calm down I'm a guy
Unknown: on a different note I'm bored what's something that could keep me busy..?
Peter: hmmmm *sends something super hard and mathy*
Peter: will this work?
Unknown: yea it should work
A few hours later Tony is sitting in his lab with Bruce still failing the mathy question
"Bruce it's impossible"
"Tones I'm sure it's possible why don't you ask who gave it to you?" Bruce replied
"Omg what if I ask the person that gave it to me?!"
Bruce sighs shaking his head "great idea Tony.."
Unknown: kid... It's impossible
Peter: *gives the mathy answer* nope maybe you got something wrong
Unknown: how old are you?
Peter: I'm 16 sir
Unknown: ew don't call me sir it makes me feel old and holy frick your a genius kid!
Unknown: Frick*
Unknown: Frick*
Unknown: why can't I swear..?
Peter: NO SWEARING ON MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER!
Unknown: ok then your weird... What's your name kid?
Peter: I Peter shall never give my name to a stranger
Unknown: ok Peter I'll talk to you tomorrow
Unknown: I have a meeting to attend to
Peter: Frick! No I didn't give my name!
Peter wait meeting? Your that old? Ok
Peter: bye Mr old!
Peter changed 'unknown's name to 'Mr old'
Mr old: really? Y'know what stuff it that's my new name
Mr old: seeya kid
YOU ARE READING
Sorry wrong number
FanfictionPeter Parker gets a new phone and tries texting Ned only to realise he got the number of his favourite billionaire without realising it ________ I update slow or whenever I feel bothered too And the last time I checked I DONT own marvel or any of t...
