TAEKOOK OneShots Collection

Glued taekook

"Glued taekook"

Tae: Look kookie!! I got a glue, I got a glue (taehyung told jk happily)
*jk approah tae and snatch the glue and...
Jk: S-u-p-e-r glue... SUPER GLUE?!!!(jk shouted)
Tae:Look kookie-yaa its sticky! It so nice
Jk: wtf! You are helpless!(shake his head)
Jk: Tae pabo!(fool) thats a super glue its very sticky and its hard to get it off.. Goodluck taehyung-sshi..
Tae: What?!!(shouted in disbelief)
Tae: Kookie-yaaa helpp!! What should I do?? What should I do??(with teary eyed)
Jk: Calm down! I'm still searching on the internet on how to get that off.
*tae grab jk's hand and put their hands together*
Tae: ehehehe.. goodluck to us kookie-yaah(tae giggled)

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Jin: wtf! Why are you guys holding hands for hours already?!!
Jk: Our hands got glued together because of taehyung's clumsiness
*the members looked at them and smile naughtily*
meanwhile...
Tae: Yaah kookie-yah!
Jk:What?
Tae:I need to pee
Jk: wtf (flustered)

*on the toilet*

Tae: Kookie-yaa
Jk:what (turning his back to tae)
Tae:I need you to help me with my belt...
*jk blushed*
Jk: al-alright(stammering)
Jk: I-I've never done this before..
Tae:There's always a first time..and we don't really have a choice now...
Jk:Alright do it quickly (looked away with red cheeks)
*after tae pee*
(Tae pulled out a scissor to his backpack)
Tae:Let's use this scissor, though I'm not that good so you should endure the pain kookie.I'm pushing it in, and then..
Jk:Aw it hurts!!
Tae:Opps I exerted so much strength
(Little did they know that someone is eavesdropping)
Jk:If you keep on moving like this, it will hurt more.
Tae:A little more
Jk:it hurts
Jk: Ah!

*bang* (the other cubicle door suddenly opened and...

"H-hitman bang!!"(jk and tae said in chorus)

Bangpd:You two, I've seen your actions towards each other..I suspect that...
Both of you are more than friends.. Are you guys dating?