(Short story)
"TaeTae Cooking"
(Taehyung was slicing a green pepper)
*Slice*
*Slice*
*Slice*
"Aaaaaaaah! It hurts!!!!(tae screaming in pain)
*Jk approach Tae immediately and checks his hand*
Jk: Whats wrong tae? Are you okay?(panicked)
Tae:I-it hurts (about to cry)
Jk: Did you cut yourself? I told you to becareful! (Panicked jk and keep checking on tae's hand)
Jk:look its bl-e
Tae:My both hands!
Jk: Wait, its not bleeding you pabo!(Grab tae's hand and licked on it)
Tae: yaa jk..
Jk: what did you slice? (Done licking tae's hand)
*tae cheeks suddenly turned into red*
Tae: g-green peppers
(jk nodded)
Jk:They are very spicy.. Probably because you rubbed the spiciness to your hands too much. Don't touch anyting else as of now. It will hurt more no matter what you touch.
Tae: I get it! But it hurts so much (teary eyed)
Jk: alright! Lets wash your hands first.(guiding tae)
Tae: okay...
*rinsing his hands*
Tae: OH!
Jk: What?
Tae: The wa-water..
Jk: what about the water?(confused jk)
Tae: The sound of the water gives me the urge to..
Jk:what
Tae:to pee.
Jk: Then go pee
Tae: You said not to touch anything..
Tae: You get what I mean?(looking at jk while smiling)
Tae: Kookie-yaa you know that I need to "hold it" while I pee, dont I? If not it will get all over the place
Jk:hold... it!(displeased face)
Tae: How about.. you help me hold it?
(Jk's imagination)
(Holding tae's thing)
Tae: Thank you kookie, it feels so good hm
Jk: it's nothing I'm willing to hold it anytime.
(End of jk's imagination)
*jk face turned red*
"Aaaahh nooo"
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TAEKOOK OneShots Collection
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