NEV: has anyone started studying on the test next week?
DOTTIE: no 🤡
NOTT YOUR MANS: dang i've been so busy i actually forgot about that
YOU: busy doing what?
NOTT YOUR MANS: avoiding school work
NEV: ok but like that's a big phat mood
DOTTIE: i flipped through the textbook pages our test is on just now and omg DOTTIE: we're seriously going to fail
YOU: don't worry everyone ! i have a solution !
DRACO ♥‿♥: somehow i just already know i'm going to be summoned here
YOU: omg i was going to suggest we all study together right now in the library but you volunteered yourself as tribute to give us the answers
DRACO ♥‿♥: no wait i never said-
DOTTIE: THANK YOU OMG YOU SAVED MY GRADES AGAIN
NEV: you truly are the real og @draco
DRACO ♥‿♥: WAIT I NEVER SAID DKJDKD STOP
YOU: damn we all worried ourselves over nothing phew *wipes sweat
DRACO ♥‿♥: keep the sweat, all you mf clowns i'm not giving any more answers that last one was more than enough
NOTT YOUR MANS: i feel so betrayed
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DRACO ♥‿♥: can you guys pls P L E A S E just study
YOU: study? new phone who dis
DRACO ♥‿♥: i promise it's really not that hard
DOTTIE: that's bc you're smart :(
NEV: maybe if we had your study guides and big brain we might actually have a chance at passing
YOU: wait wait @neville hold that thought
NOTT YOUR MANS: oh dear the gears are turning
YOU: what if
DRACO ♥‿♥: nope
YOU: we all go to the library right now
DRACO ♥‿♥: still nope
YOU: and @draco can tutor us and let us all copy his study guide
DOTTIE: that's actually a fantastic idea except i have head girl duties in like 5 mins
YOU: don't worry, i'll send you a picture of my notes when we finish
NEV: i'm already in the library and i'm all in for that plan
DRACO ♥‿♥: i have other stuff to do i'm a very busy man with a very busy schedule who does very busy stuff
NOTT YOUR MANS: you're literally laying on your bed in a hoodie and sweatpants eating chips get tf outta here 💀
NEV:
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YOU: please !!! @draco
YOU: think of it this way if you help tutor us and let us copy ur study guide then the probability of us asking for answers from you on the test goes down to like
YOU: idk somebody do the math
DOTTIE: i'd give it a solid 50% since we been 100% asking the answers these days and having a study guide takes down around 25% draco tutoring another 25% DOTTIE: i sound smart pls be proud of me
NEV: i'm very proud of you @dottie
YOU: yes! bigger chances of us doing the work and not relying on you @draco
NOTT YOUR MANS: i've been cooped up in the dorm let's go to the library bro
DRACO ♥‿♥: ugh fine fine whatever but @beckham i'm gonna need some coffee
YOU: coming right up 🥰🥰🥰
KING NEVILLE 👑
YOU: omg neville dont look right now but hannah abbott at the table behind us is staring at you
MY CHILD: omg really???
YOU: I SAID DONT LOOK SKDJKSKD 💀💀💀 TF WHY DID YOU SAY "OH YEAH SHE IS" OUT LOUD
YOU: good job now u made her embarrassed :(
MY CHILD: if u didn't want me to look, why did you tell me? now i feel so bad :( is her face still red
YOU: yes VERY stop glancing over your shoulder omg you're making her even redder
MY CHILD: oh! sorry, my bad! okay i stopped looking, is she still blushing?
YOU: it's literally been two seconds
MY CHILD: should we really be on our phones i mean, draco is surprisingly a strict tutor
YOU: i knowww like it's impossible for him to part us from our phones OH SHIT HE CAUGHT ME
