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THE IMBECILE ROOM MATE

YOU:
i need your help
i don't know what the fuck is going on
i need to find vangie right now

MY BITCHASS BEST FRIEND:
what are you talking about?
what happened?

YOU:
i don't know
one minute i was in madam puddifoot's with her
and i was ready to confess to her and everything
the next thing i know greengrass comes in and ruins it all

MY BITCHASS BEST FRIEND:
wait wait wait
hold the fuck up

MY BITCHASS BEST FRIEND:
daphne greengrass was there?

YOU:
no her younger sister
astoria

MY BITCHASS BEST FRIEND:
oh god that clown has been infatuated with you since forever 💀
but go on what happened next

YOU:
idk vangie left and i tried to go after her
i reached the castle and come up to the ravenclaw tower but she's not there
i can't call her or anything because she turned off her phone too

MY BITCHASS BEST FRIEND:
what about dottie?
i'll help and try calling her

YOU:
i already tried that
but her phone's turned off too
i can't reach any of them

MY BITCHASS BEST FRIEND:
where are you right now?

YOU:
i'm checking the library
i even stopped to asked zabini if he's seen her

MY BITCHASS BEST FRIEND:
omg has he seen her?

YOU:
if he did, i wouldn't be panicking still now would i

MY BITCHASS BEST FRIEND:
fucking smartass

YOU:
where are you?
slytherin common room?

MY BITCHASS BEST FRIEND:
no i'm going over to the hufflepuff common room
gonna ask if any of them has seen dottie
that might help us know

YOU:
you know i think it would've been easier to find them
if it wasn't christmas break and so many people already went home

MY BITCHASS BEST FRIEND:
wait
wait wait wait
wait a damn minute

"WE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED 😩🤘"

THE IMBECILE ROOM MATE:
@neville mate are you here?
it's important please come online for a minute

YOU:
neville??
what's he got to do with this?

THE IMBECILE ROOM MATE:
@neville
@neville
@neville longbottom

THE FOOL WHO'S GETTING BOLD:
woah
stop blowing up my phone omg
what's up?

THE IMBECILE ROOM MATE:
have you seen dottie or vangie?

THE FOOL WHO'S GETTING BOLD:
yeah they left like 20 minutes ago
they only stopped by the gryffindor tower to say bye to me
why? did yall not say bye to them?

YOU:
where?
did she say where?
both vangie and dottie?

THE FOOL WHO'S GETTING BOLD:
yeah to canada for christmas break
dottie went with vangie and her parents
did they not tell any of you 💀

THE IMBECILE ROOM MATE:
canada
i knew it damn

THE FOOL WHO'S GETTING BOLD:
why what's up?
what'd i miss

THE IMBECILE ROOM MATE:
well you see

YOU:
everyone shut up for a minute
i'm trying to think

THE FOOL WHO'S GETTING BOLD:
silent your phone omg
i wanna hear the tea

YOU:
did they say a specific place in canada?

THE FOOL WHO'S GETTING BOLD:
hmm i don't think so
but they mentioned quebec city as one of the places they're going to
not sure where exactly there and when either

YOU:
okay thanks @neville
@theo i have a favor
i need you to bring my luggage with you to the malfoy manor
i won't be going home tonight

THE IMBECILE ROOM MATE:
wait you're not actually-

YOU:
yes i am

THE FOOL WHO'S GETTING BOLD:
omg how are you gonna get there

YOU:
apparate duh
i'm a wizard am i not

THE IMBECILE ROOM MATE:
damn my dumbass thought you were gonna get an uber or smth

THE FOOL WHO'S GETTING BOLD:
omg how do u know what's an uber
it's a muggle thing 🤭

THE IMBECILE ROOM MATE:
i'm not an uncultured swine omg

YOU:
gotta go now before it gets dark outside
bye

THE FOOL WHO'S GETTING BOLD:
GOOD LUCK!!!

THE IMBECILE ROOM MATE:
GOOD LUCK
btw @vangie i'm so glad this is all in the group chat which means you can see this all later

THE FOOL WHO'S GETTING BOLD:
lol i already screenshotted the whole thing just in case

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