theodore nott kicked evangeline beckham out of the group chat!
THE IMBECILE ROOM MATE: alright let's get down to business who's bringing the cupcakes, her boba shit whatever, and a big present
THE COOL BUT DUMB KID: you dumb shit you could've just made a whole new group chat 💀 my best friend's not an idiot, i bet u she already knows as soon as u kicked her out
THE IMBECILE ROOM MATE: it's 8 am that bitch is still asleep well delete everything here as soon as we finish and then add her back before she wakes up
THE FOOL WHO'S GETTING BOLD: oooh i'll bring the cupcakes !!!
THE COOL BUT DUMB KID: i can get the boba no problem
THE IMBECILE ROOM MATE: perfect that means @draco can handle the present
YOU: i already have a present for her, and i'm not sharing it with everyone else. yall can get your own presents for her message not sent!
YOU: i don't see you contributing anything @theo
THE IMBECILE ROOM MATE: i'm bringing the party favors
YOU: she's turning 19 years old not 8 tf you doing with goodie bags
THE FOOL WHO'S GETTING BOLD: i got the cupcakes from house elves downstairs in the kitchen where do i put it
THE COOL BUT DUMB KID: just leave it in her usual seat in the great hall
THE FOOL WHO'S GETTING BOLD: okay give me a sec THE FOOL WHO'S GETTING BOLD: alright i just set the tray down on the table do i just leave it out here?
THE IMBECILE ROOM MATE: yeah just let it vibe out there
THE FOOL WHO'S GETTING BOLD: what if someone takes one? maybe i should sit out here and wait
THE IMBECILE ROOM MATE: okay so cupcakes check @dottie? we good with the boba?
THE COOL BUT DUMB KID: almost the line's a bit long i had to sneak into the headmistress's office and use the floo network there
THE FOOL WHO'S GETTING BOLD: it's okay mcgonagall's pretty chill
THE IMBECILE ROOM MATE: @draco do you have a present ready?
YOU: lol i already prepared my gift for quite a while now of course it's ready message not sent!
YOU: i'm not sure what present to give her lol what does she like
THE IMBECILE ROOM MATE: oh my god💀 okay uh just find the hidden stash of sweets in my bedside table and put it in a box or something
YOU: instructions unclear i found your atrocious magazines instead
YOU: i may need to bleach my eyes w holy water 😳
THE COOL BUT DUMB KID: LMFAO THEO DO YOU REALLY HAVE-
THE IMBECILE ROOM MATE: NO I DONT @draco SHUT UP OMG 💀
THE FOOL WHO'S GETTING BOLD: yall better hurry up bc there are people already coming in the great hall
THE COOL BUT DUMB KID: sit tight @neville i have the drinks i'm on my way there
THE IMBECILE ROOM MATE: i'll just take care of the gift maybe get her a collage of memes that should satisfy her enough
YOU: lol i'm just kidding i have a gift and it's from me only but when i give it to her i'll say it's from us all
THE COOL BUT DUMB KID: you're a shit liar but she believes everything you say and vice versa too
THE COOL BUT DUMB KID: but yeah, sure go ahead it's almost 8:30 she should be awake soon
THE FOOL WHO'S GETTING BOLD: ok i'll clear the chat @theo you can add her back @draco you can give her her gift
neville longbottom erased previous messages from the chat!
theodore nott added evangeline beckham to the chat!
THE IMBECILE ROOM MATE: it's december 4 happy birthday bitch
BECKHAM 🥺👉🏻👈🏻
PUPPY DOG EYES 😻: OMG!!! draco!!! thank you so much 😭😭
YOU: you're welcome, happy birthday oh wait it's from all of us not just me
PUPPY DOG EYES 😻: i love him already pls he's the most adorable baby boy thank you so so so much!
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YOU: it's no worries i'm really glad you like him tho
YOU: if you two take a photo together it'll be two puppies staring right back at the camera message not sent!
PUPPY DOG EYES 😻: i'm literally IN LOVE and the cute shirt he has on too AHHHH😩😩💜💜💜
YOU: have you named him already?
PUPPY DOG EYES 😻: nope not yet !!! but i'm thinking of it !
YOU: if you name it beckham i'll get to call the two most adorable beings with the same name
YOU: fuck that wasn't supposed to send
YOU: hahahahappy birthday
you went offline
DOTTIE THE LOML, MY RIDE OR DIE
YOU: so about the puppy- he's from draco, isn't he?
